Dog Wanders Onto Field During Europa Conference Match, Dumps, Looks Directly Into Camera

Zero shits given... okay, 1 shite given.

That’s exactly how I feel about the game of soccer

perfectly sums up how normal sports fans feel about soccer.

Most alpha move ever?

I don't care who you are, that's some funny shite right there.

Finally some hard hitting news I can get behind. More exciting than the actual game.

Appropriate response to a soccer match.

Dogdroppings

quality fark material

Plays for the Browns.

Bet none of those frickers pulled the flop move there the rest of the night

That's shitty

This is NOT funny! That was abnormal stool and the dog didn't scratch to cover up after. This is obviously a diseased animal and no one should make fun of it (the soccer yes, but not the dog). If that had been President Brandon, no one would have laughed (OK, most of us would have). Oh, never mind, I recognize him now. That was "Messi".

He didn’t peel out on his shite

The animal, however, had "abnormal" feces. Perhaps having worms, eaten cheese, or having a bacterial/viral infection--indicated by soft or runny stool.