Crocodile Devours Soccer Player In Costa Rica River Before Swimming Away With Body

From the headline I was imaging a crocodile coming onto the field during a game and dragging the player to his death. I am a little disappointed.

The bridge was closed for fishing due to the number of crocodiles and he jumped off the bridge to take a swim. RIP.

But, Darwin Award Finalist 2023

How did the crocodile devour the guy then swim away with his body???

I won't even swim on a continent where crocodiles live let alone the same river.

Why? Why swim in any water where crocs live? Stupidity is no excuse.

Looks like they shot the crocodile for doing crocodile things

Is it fricked up that I clicked this expecting to see a video of the incident?

Do you know what “devoured” means?

Are we sure he wasn’t faking to draw the red card?

What's the crocodile devoured the soccer player it would be highly unusual to be able to swim off without the body.

So did he shite the man out intact after he “devoured” him?

Croc killed him somehow, I guess drowning. Then just paraded around with the body. Then got rid of the body, and they shot it, and then they found his body and brought it ashore.

A croc that strikes a dude fishing on the bank…I understand killing it. But you jumped into its water. They are literally hardwired to kill and eat things trying to cross

Got eem

Sue Charlton is shook reading about this story.

Dear lord. We were just in Costa Rica. Had a guy tell us to move cause “he saw a couple saltwater crocs in there”

Taste like chicken to a croc

See you later? After while...

Crocodile just wanted to accept Jesus into his mouth.

Chucho actually translates to crocodile food