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Here's former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen standing next to five-star freshman Wildcat DT Matt Elam, who is listed at 6-foot-7 and 375 pounds. As you can see, I don't know which one of these pregnant men I'd rather want blocking for me...
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Hester Carries•116 months
" As you can see, I don't know which one of these pregnant men I'd rather want blocking for me... "


Well since he's a DT, neither of them would ever be blocking for you.
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Cracker•116 months
Freddie kitchens ?
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Cheese Grits•112 months
Nothin but love for the Hefty Lefty but why is a pic from last summer resurfaced? Did these two finally have the "eat off" we were promised before the season started?
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Cheese Grits•112 months
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Well since he's a DT, neither of them would ever be blocking for you.




Clearly you have never gone to McDonald's with the Hefty Lefty. Dude can flat out clear a running lane.
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