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So im getting married
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:16 am
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:16 am
fricking nuts. One of the GOATest runs in single history is about to slam shut RIP. but why chef. well its a far better deal for me than it is her. Shes beautiful has an elite vagina and ill most likely be dead by the time shes 40
Well howd you pull that off chef. Its simple really..
Im a world class douchebag
Well howd you pull that off chef. Its simple really..
Im a world class douchebag
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:58 am to Faceplant
Congrats, but that elite vagina will go to rookie ball once you put the ring on it
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:13 am to Perrydawg
Well thats my chess move. I figure hitching up with a low mileage chick half my age will ensure im getting peak pussy for the next 10 or 15 yrs
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:50 am to Faceplant
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for the next 10 or 15 months
Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:52 am to DawgCountry
yall are trippin thats annulment material Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:27 am to Perrydawg
What food is guaranteed to kill a woman's sex drive?
Wedding cake.
Wedding cake.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 8:52 am to Faceplant
congrats
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:19 am to UnderDog68
How many of yall that got shut down after getting married started walking around with your guts out farting and burping like booger off the nerds
Because women wont frick that guy every night
Because women wont frick that guy every night
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:26 am to Faceplant
What actually killed a lot of my wife's sex drive was...
A...Having 3 kids in 6 years, and...
B...Having a hysterectomy due to pre-cancerous tumors at 35 and then going thru an early menopause.
A...Having 3 kids in 6 years, and...
B...Having a hysterectomy due to pre-cancerous tumors at 35 and then going thru an early menopause.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 9:39 am to Faceplant
Been with mine for 16 years and she keeps up with her body really well and still f&cks like a porn star. And gives me the occasional hall pass......buuuuuut we have no kids...and are content to cohabitate and u could say she “manages” my wallet how she likes best...no matter how u do it there is gonna be some give and take.......good luck
Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:46 am to redandblackattack
Wait a hall pass means you get to frick other chicks right
Does she get one too?
Does she get one too?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:55 am to Faceplant
Yeah ..it works both ways..but she seems less interested in that and more in to shopping...lol ..so everyone is happy ??
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:09 pm to redandblackattack
That’s what you think
She’s taking BBC on the reg. Sorry man
She’s taking BBC on the reg. Sorry man
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:35 pm to DawgCountry
Thanks for the heads up :)
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 6/4/18 at 12:43 pm to redandblackattack
That actually raises a interesting point. Do you get to specify the side dick lol because I sure as frick would
Not that that creepy european shite yall got going would work for me. If i catch mine looking at a dick too long on cinemax im pushing that bitch down some stairs
Not that that creepy european shite yall got going would work for me. If i catch mine looking at a dick too long on cinemax im pushing that bitch down some stairs
Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:42 pm to UnderDog68
Why do women smile at their weddings?
They know they've given their last blowjob.
They know they've given their last blowjob.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:40 am to Faceplant
Why do I feel like this was going to be a much longer thread...I would have guessed 10 pages, easy.
I am disappoint
I am disappoint
Posted on 6/5/18 at 2:16 pm to redandblackattack
i thought you broke it off with that little hotty you used to post years ago...i still have some of those pics saved on a jump stick somewhere around here (begins looking through his desk)
Posted on 6/5/18 at 2:21 pm to Faceplant
If that's you in the pic it looks like you're married already.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:22 pm to FinleyStreet
Nah it just looks like it we bought rings down in fernandina one weekend and I just wear it around
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