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re: Preston Carey...is a MONSTER!

Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:03 am to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7865 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 10:03 am to
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How big was his cock?


Don't make this weird like deeprig9.

Deeprig9 is out here giving our players penis-inspired nicknames.
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 10:04 am
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:00 am to
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Don't make this weird like deeprig9.



If this isn't blatant cardboarding, I don't know what is.
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:09 pm to
Yeah, not sure why you're being raped over at Kohls when kirbysmartass is the one making everything weird in here.














* I do not take credit for that, just saw it on Twitter but had to use it. It's gold.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 2:20 pm to
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If this isn't blatant cardboarding, I don't know what is.

Dude is a cardboard aficionado on multiple levels. Literally sent out an e-cry for help admitting to having sex with charmin rolls once
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2987 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 2:27 pm to
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not sure why you're being raped over at Kohls


Now he’s wanting to rape people at department stores. You’re keenly interested in dicks, man, we get it.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 2:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 2:30 pm to
Haha. Solid zing. Nice!

KibySmartass in the lead now over wongpalace
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 2:47 pm to
I read it.
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7865 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 8:01 pm to
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Now he’s wanting to rape people at department stores.


Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:37 pm to
I’m glad we have all learned that the focus has been on these young, well put together, men’s cocks all along. Now we know why they get so emotional during games. They want these cocks and they know they cant get them.


SAD!
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 9:53 pm to
That's just scratching the surface. You haven't even gotten into the diaper play aspect.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:45 am to
Are you telling us that College Football fans who get overly emotional about College Football players are actually Pedos who are mad that these boys are growing into young men? I remember how they made a lot of comments about Beck not being hot anymore. This all makes sense.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19001 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 11:13 am to
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about Beck not being hot anymore


To be fair Beck never was hot. If your QB looks like Beaker from the muppets that’s bound to cost you some games.


Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 11:44 am to
Also, got intimidated by Jared Wilsons manhood and that is why we ran so much out of shotgun instead of under center.

This is per SoFl btw
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 11:45 am to
I saw a study from Harvard that 78% of high school football players admitted to having a secret homoerotic experience with a teammate.

Highest ranking group besides the military


That take fwiw. Harvard isnt what it used to be
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 11:15 pm to
It’s more an act of dominance than sex. Very different than the Pedo fan boys.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4077 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 9:59 am to
This thread represents the nadir of human depravity.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
13904 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 10:34 am to
Did it make you want to Ralph?
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5692 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 11:18 am to
I just picked this thread back up on page two and damn it went sideways fast
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:37 pm to
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I just picked this thread back up on page two and damn it went sideways fast


I've never had one get highjacked so bad on ANY forum, not just this one. The good news is, I think they finally banned that goofball Wongspalace. So, we've saw the last of that weirdness, thankfully.
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