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Faceplant
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Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

OT: mud ducks unlimited
Its time to bring these girls home guys. we've all run out and impulsively bought a iphone at some point. imagine walking in the samsung store and they tell you 'nah youre tainted you gross apple loving whore'. it may not seem parallel to having "tyreke" tattood on one of your titties but its the same principle

My last gf is an glowing example. For the last few months ive been so busy applying salve to my own emotional lacerations that I havent even looked at my role in our freefall. And this bitch was a keeper. built like a cartoon rottweiler. managed her own check cashing place. cavernous womb just like I like. But I was woefully ignorant to the needs of a retired mud duck. And now here I sit. draped in the chains of oblivion

I never stopped at church's for her, selfishly assuming that popeyes would bridge our divide. I lampooned her for buying that old crown vic at auction. I was derelict in keeping vaseline on my knees. I never even backhanded her

Lace those J's up, boys. deep down these hoes are just like us. Willfully retarded star spangled cogs. locked in prayer that the capitalist leviathan doesnt devour every last trace of their DNA. that they dont kick it wide right and find themselves old and alone. flipping through scrapbooks, straining to to hear voices they just can't seem to recall

For now only one thing extinguishes the pain of an impending reckoning. That bass. that trunk thunder

But I wouldnt expect any of you to understand


Perrydawg
Georgia Fan
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
2253 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
i thought they were called mud sharks


Faceplant
Georgia Fan
Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
Are you from boston? does it sound like mud shock when you say it


crispyUGA
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Member since Feb 2011
12831 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
What the frick did I just read?


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Faceplant
Georgia Fan
Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
Heres a quick quiz. An eerily accurate indicator of the degree of fricking racist frick that you are

1) Youre on a commercial flight that crashes into the Himalayas. stranded for weeks, who do you eat first

A. Al sharpton
B. Jennifer Lawrence

2) LeBron James offers to cum in your wife and make a blake griffin. do you..

A. Massage his prostate while he's fricking her to ensure it happens in one fricking
B. Divorce her immediately afterward because shes dead to you now and file for full custody

3) You loan the black guy at work $50 And he doesn't pay you back. What bothers you the most..

A. That he spent it on weed
B. That he lives in America

4) Your daughter brings her black boyfriend to the house and he kneels while your wife sings the national anthem before dinner. Do you..

A. Boycott dinner from that day forward
B. Have your wife salt the food heavily because blacks are predisposed to high blood pressure

5) You have two choices over who performs at your mother's funeral. Who do you pick

A. David Allen Coe
B. 2chainz




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deeprig9
Georgia Fan
Near Athens
Member since Sep 2012
26202 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
It's time to bring back Duck Head shorts that hot preppy teen girls used to wear.


Faceplant
Georgia Fan
Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
What do you mean. I got some fantastically mediocre blowjobs in high school wearing duck head cut offs


FaCubeItches
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Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
3735 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
quote:

mud ducks unlimited


You rang?
- Lindsey Vonn


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Faceplant
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Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
Well actually nobody was wearing them I guess. by high school I had already patented my oil derrick move. where I stand over them naked and drop it into their tonsils


deeprig9
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Near Athens
Member since Sep 2012
26202 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
Right Stuff just came on the retro station. Perfect timing as I click back into this thread.

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh... the right stuff...


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SquatchDawg
Georgia Fan
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
6082 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
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that they dont kick it wide right and find themselves old and alone. flipping through scrapbooks, straining to to hear voices they just can't seem to recall


There is always a scrap of pure poetry somewhere in your posts. Thank you for this.


deeprig9
Georgia Fan
Near Athens
Member since Sep 2012
26202 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
It’s a wilco lyric he stole


Faceplant
Georgia Fan
Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
:trumpwrong: dont ever accuse me of being unoriginal you pinterest homo


deeprig9
Georgia Fan
Near Athens
Member since Sep 2012
26202 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
My bad , it was mmj ripoff.


Faceplant
Georgia Fan
Member since Jul 2017
664 posts

re: OT: mud ducks unlimited
Lets fire up a thread about building a gazebo out of pallets and recycled crayons


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