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re: Modern Day Frat Boys

Posted on 4/26/18 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 4/26/18 at 6:46 pm to
Never said I wore a jersey to gameday or for any event other than a darty. Just defended some people for wearing clothes they like. Didn’t know grown arse men cared that much about what another man wears.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 4/26/18 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Opening day Austin Pea, I’ll snap pics of skinny white frat dudes in jerseys and someone snap pics of camo hat w/ goatee jersey wearers. $1000 bucks a pic. Loser pays the total difference between the two groups.


I'll volunteer to keep the money in escrow
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 4/26/18 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Jersey wearers are either 20s or younger kids with high calf socks and flat bill hats and sunglasses with colored sidepieces


I thought we couldn’t say that anymore?
This post was edited on 4/26/18 at 10:01 pm
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 4/26/18 at 10:04 pm to
I just turned 40 last month and still wear Croakies and red game day pants.

TFM.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63941 posts
Posted on 4/26/18 at 10:12 pm to
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Didn’t know grown arse men cared that much about what another man wears.



I care very much what other men wear because I am an animal that survives on observations and instincts that drive stereotypes that allow me to survive better. If you wear things that trigger my lexicon of life experience, I will respond according to my survival instincts.

Posted by JCdawg
Member since Sep 2014
7797 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:03 am to
Are we talking about your standard fraternity starter kit? Croakies, woman's shorts from Ann Taylor, and a polo that's to tight?
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24581 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:43 am to
I had a super young guy (maybe 18) drive a lyft for me the other day and it was all quiet until he casually put on the most ridiculous EDM music I’ve ever heard. And you know me, I’m a music guy, but holy hell this was intolerable. No idea how anyone listens to it without drugs

Sounded like this - Get out of that refrigerator right now
This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 12:47 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Jersey wearers are either 20s or younger kids with high calf socks and flat bill hats and sunglasses with colored sidepieces



I thought we couldn’t say that anymore?


oh wow, didn't realize how that sounded. No I meant the colored side of glasses, like these:



Posted by TMDawg
Member since Nov 2012
5374 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:56 am to
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colored sidepieces
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7002 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:14 pm to
I just learned that Tennessee Vol frat boys are big fans of butt-chugging parties. When they get caught behind the wheel they have to fart into a Breathalyzer.
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 6:49 pm
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 7:30 pm to
2008 called....
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 7:51 pm to
First just swirl it around in the glass and notice the layers of awkwardness. Then, have a sniff to take in the aged cheese notes in the nose with the dead thread bump. That’s enough to earn a gold medal, but the finish takes it to the next level. When he edited it 2.5 hours after posting meaning he thinks it’s a masterpiece. Which I believe it is.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 9:48 am to
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never seen a normal, clean cut looking 30 year old dude with a wife and kids wearing a jersey.


I’ve defintely seen that.

Usually they’re the lazy suburban live life casually sort, but I have definitely seen a fair amount of that.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Usually they’re the lazy suburban live life casually sort, but I have definitely seen a fair amount of that.


Maybe I just don't really pay that much attention, but I know the guy in question I described is wearing a polo shirt of some kind in FAR more quantities than their jersey-wearing counterparts.


Jefferson...for opening day did you want to have any operatives on some kind of GSBLive mission regarding this issue?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 1:27 pm to
I laid the bet down, but nobody took it. We may want to gather the data anyway though.

Maybe we can come up with a points system for the different jersey wearer sterotypes........ and then operatives in Athens can submit pics Live, from the Austin-Pea Opener.





Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86463 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 1:31 pm to
Kinda like Bingo?

In the offseason we can create a bingo board and find the different types of people to fill the board.

Goatee adn these shades could be the free square
This post was edited on 5/7/18 at 1:32 pm
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 6:45 pm to
I volunteer to take pics of all the hot chicks in cowboy boots.
This post was edited on 5/7/18 at 6:46 pm
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