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Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:43 pm to Croot
They say I write like Hemingway. Fred Hemingway.
She had that glassine skin over Cherokee cheeks. Alone in a truck stop, nervous, scratching her limbs like an addict.
"Can you pass me the mustard"?
Little did I know that this chance encounter would forever change my life, but have a lasting impact on humanity as we know it.
"I'm not your buddy, friend," she said.
"He's not your friend, guy."
"I'm not your guy, buddy."
"He's not your buddy, friend."
"I'm not your friend, guy."
"She replied".
"I've fought many, with this attitude. I recall removing my dentures and arse whooping a national guard wannabee at a waffle house".
She was cold and aloof. The kind of women that excites my groin. The bitterness of a persimmon, the sexuality of fresh calamari....moist, salty.
Participation. That was her life, participation.
She only lived when she was on the edge. The edge. The pinnacle.
"I have been branded", she said. "I have a scar". "I'm not ashamed".
She told me of her past. The illicit economy.
I ordered "smothered/covered and tossed".
She was smitten with my worldliness, the basic tenets. I ordered an orange juice.
It was at this time, my world changed.
In walked a short little man called "Roman".
He says he's a dishwasher down the street ...
A notorious member of the street gang "Dos Tacos".
Cavalier smile, witticism that moistens the undergarments. An Aztec, a Mayan. A slayer of...innocence...
She had that glassine skin over Cherokee cheeks. Alone in a truck stop, nervous, scratching her limbs like an addict.
"Can you pass me the mustard"?
Little did I know that this chance encounter would forever change my life, but have a lasting impact on humanity as we know it.
"I'm not your buddy, friend," she said.
"He's not your friend, guy."
"I'm not your guy, buddy."
"He's not your buddy, friend."
"I'm not your friend, guy."
"She replied".
"I've fought many, with this attitude. I recall removing my dentures and arse whooping a national guard wannabee at a waffle house".
She was cold and aloof. The kind of women that excites my groin. The bitterness of a persimmon, the sexuality of fresh calamari....moist, salty.
Participation. That was her life, participation.
She only lived when she was on the edge. The edge. The pinnacle.
"I have been branded", she said. "I have a scar". "I'm not ashamed".
She told me of her past. The illicit economy.
I ordered "smothered/covered and tossed".
She was smitten with my worldliness, the basic tenets. I ordered an orange juice.
It was at this time, my world changed.
In walked a short little man called "Roman".
He says he's a dishwasher down the street ...
A notorious member of the street gang "Dos Tacos".
Cavalier smile, witticism that moistens the undergarments. An Aztec, a Mayan. A slayer of...innocence...
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:24 pm to Chef Leppard
quote:
bartender at marlows with all the tattoos
think I know who you're talking about
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:45 pm to Chef Leppard
quote:Damn shame Runaround Sue's is history...
Forgot about that spot. will definitely swing by soon.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 4:54 pm to dallasga6
Is Sharkys still around? What about Nick's back porch?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 5:52 pm to Chef Leppard
You been to the Kennesaw park yet?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:26 pm to deeprig9
quote:
What about Nick's back porch?
Nicks is still around
Cant believe Los Reyes is closed. How can 30K students not support 1 damn Mexican Restaurant.
Street Tacos at WOB are
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:32 pm to DawgCountry
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Cant believe Los Reyes is closed. How can 30K students not support 1 damn Mexican Restaurant.
It's ok, there are 90 other Mexican restaurants in Kennesaw.
Is Los Reyes the place next to Sidelines?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:40 pm to deeprig9
Yea on Chastain. Other than Tin Lizzie's the nearest Mex place in off Wade Green. Students need cheap Mexican damnit
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:42 pm to DawgCountry
No I meant the Mexican place in the stip mall with the old movie theater near Town Center... next to Sidelines.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:49 pm to Chef Leppard
quote:
Chef Leppard
A masterpiece. Brings me back to the old days where these stories were told more often.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:49 pm to Spunky
Holy shite!
Posted on 10/8/15 at 6:55 pm to Spunky
quote:Welcome back bro...
Spunky
Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:43 pm to LewDawg
quote:
Holy shite!
I know, right? Was a quick one for sure. I got tired of waiting on chef to make me a thread on help board so I took matters into my own hands. I sent a message letting them know that my statements weren't my true feelings and it was more of a joke than anything. Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:47 pm to dallasga6
quote:
Welcome back bro...
Thanks
was quite the pouting little bitch Saturday night after the game. I feel a lot better now though. I'm ready to crush UTK bad enough that Butch RKO's Hurd on the sidelines. frick those coon skin wearing inbreds.Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:55 pm to Spunky
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got tired of waiting on chef to make me a thread
Ive been working late as frick lately you flabby bastard . you know I wasnt gonna just half arse one. you were banned for like 5 minutes
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:01 pm to Spunky
what did you say that werent your true feelings?
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:48 pm to deeprig9
It was literally nothing. Spank had asked a sincere question about fournette "going both ways" and the disgusting corndog homophobes didnt realize spanky was talking about his pupils
Then he asked if was actually possible for LF to kill two birds with one stone
Then he asked if was actually possible for LF to kill two birds with one stone
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:03 pm to Chef Leppard
I love how his nostrils are bigger than his ears.
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