re: HGMF - Week 3: Results................................

The 100th post. Perfect timing. The French assholes can't deliver.

"So, what's your response to these recent allegations including 'shoving a baguette up your arse'?"



"She said that?"



"...it's all fun and games..."



"...until I played hid the pickle with a baguette up her bum. But in my defense I thought the French liked that? When in Rome!"








I'm glad someone got my Ron Franklin joke

Peuvent être les chances jamais en votre faveur. Faim Jeux Mère frickers.



It is my pleasure to cut one final contestant. This is the only one that brings joy to do it.
















Enjoy the eternal zoo Space Monkey Crispy.

"Following the news that the Space Monkeys lost their key cog Crispy the fans reacted with a predictable fervor. However, it seems a lot of the program's more 'rabid' fans have decided to make a mockery of the sport and act like the spoiled children they are. It seems that in the addition of losing their key player, the rumors of infighting, and questionable leadership the Space Monkeys now have to deal with a healthy dose of bad PR. For another view on the matter we turn to France's propaganda minister, Firewind. Firewind, go ahead..."

RIP crispy. We will be hurting without you

Crispy just got his number put on my uniform. I WILL avenge.

CrispyUGA.............................

.....of Columbia, SC.......

....I'm pretty sure your team-mate Barberitos.......

..........is perma-banned....

So, if he doesn't show back up before next deadline...


........You're Still In..........




LINK..........................

As tribute for Team Space Monkey, I am honored. A good death is all we can hope for in the end, and a death in the games is a good one. Stay strong, Astro Chimps.




Oh and Porter, let this haunt your dreams tonight.




If given the chance, this fricking silverback zombie will be gunning for you.



Edit: There's still a chance I'm in this. Time for me to go analyze game film.

HOLY shite