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Athfest 2026

Posted on 6/27/26 at 11:23 am
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/27/26 at 11:23 am
Anyone checking anything out? I'm going this afternoon, one of my best friends kid is in one of the bands playing on the Kids Stage with the Nuci's Space operation.

I'll probably eat some pizza at Ted's by the main stage and drink some Turd Monster beers. AKA tropicalia, for you newcomers that don't know the JD joke.

Last year all the bands sucked. I hope they have some better acts this year.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34924 posts
Posted on 6/27/26 at 6:46 pm to
Make sure to try the new overly hopped “strain” from Turd Monster” named after weed culture while in disney world

I hear a trust funder that larps as a bum by the arch was hired to blow weed smoke on it thru a hacky sack
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/27/26 at 8:03 pm to
They shut down the kids stage because of distant thunder, right as her band was setting up. fricking gay.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9979 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 8:03 am to
Right now I am sitting on the patio eating a pork chop sandwich. Delicious applesauce too. Might do a word puzzle later. Don't know yet.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
49166 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 1:28 pm to
I’d be more inclined to attend if they had a Turdmonster stage with dancing turds doing Vegas-style theatrics, like the Sam Rothstein dancers in Casino. They could throw full cans of turd beer into the crowd, with force. Only the prepared, resilient, and athletic need attend. Then they could play 3 hours of WSP covers while all the middle aged dads form the worlds slowest mosh pit in their turd shirts. Students would hve no idea what hedonism they’re missing out on while they work their summer internships at Goldman Sachs and Walt Disney World.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 3:05 pm to
It wasn't just old fuddy duddies out there. I saw some really nice arse.

A bunch a pretty girls too.
Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
577 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 3:27 pm to
How are your therapy appointments going?
Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
577 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 3:28 pm to
Can’t afford them?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34924 posts
Posted on 6/28/26 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

if they had a Turdmonster stage with dancing turds doing Vegas-style theatrics


I cant find an e-image of the original Turdmonster logo which would make what I’m about to say pop more... (btw , If anyone can find it, I’ll green vote your post, just kidding. Pressing those arriws are confessing that you are weak and most likely trans)



We filed slowly languidly into the dark…
The cave was vast and silent
Not sure who was startled more or equally maybe
But after walking alone beneath the Athens moon
Collecting turds here or there
There sat the turdmonster
Relaxing upon his pile

Content and Alive
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20633 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 6:08 am to
quote:

I saw some really nice arse.

A bunch a pretty girls too.


Oh man I had forgotten about half of that. There was nice arse everywhere back then. shite, when I was it there the sundress was the norm.
Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
577 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 1:09 pm to
A nice as$ in a sundress is hard to beat
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 2:12 pm to
On the mainstage I saw Karma Kat and DangFly!.

Both were good. DangFly's front man is a large bearded burly man, but his vocals sound like a female. It's really weird. He sounds like Taylor Swift. You wouldn't think you'd hear that voice come out of that body.

Edit- the stuff I'm finding on YouTube isn't doing it justice. On Saturday, he was in a higher register and sounded just like a girl. Not in a bad way, but in an unexpected way.
This post was edited on 6/29/26 at 2:17 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I cant find an e-image of the original Turdmonster logo which would make what I’m about to say pop more... (btw , If anyone can find it, I’ll green vote your post, just kidding. Pressing those arriws are confessing that you are weak and most likely trans)


I emailed them. Hopefully they'll send it to me.
Posted by Wwarmouth
Member since Dec 2025
1924 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 2:41 pm to
Surprised dangfly is still playing. They were making rounds when I was in college and looked old then. Is the fella with the violin still playing? Never liked his vibe.
Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
577 posts
Posted on 6/29/26 at 3:51 pm to
Deep plays with himself on the board.
Get help.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
8179 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 7:46 am to
It’s bound to be a bust if they are not serving McSnoot Ale.
Posted by agentoranj1990
Mableton
Member since Oct 2016
1254 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 11:13 am to
Suprisingly I've never been. It seems an odd time of the year. My mom is living in Athens so I'll probably go check it out some time.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

It seems an odd time of the year.


In what way?
Posted by agentoranj1990
Mableton
Member since Oct 2016
1254 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 1:48 pm to
I would think they would have it in spring when students are still in session. Still lot more students stay around for summer.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 2:42 pm to
Students being out of town is part of the selling point.
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