Another Offseason Spin-Off: Altercations you've had with opposing fans

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DirtyDawg

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I'm 6'5 also the joys and pains of being this height are numerous

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DGD talked about starting a thread like this

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Et tu, brute?

Whatever, I wanna hear about the brawlers on the rant

At least you didn't go full retard. Never go full retard.

This is not really an "altercation" but more like an incident

Vandy 2010, I was out and about the Friday night before the game. I wasn't blackout drunk or anything because kick off was at noon if I remember correctly, but I had a decent buzz. Anyways, the group I was with ended up at Boarshead around 12:30 and we were just chilling outside on the patio and casually talking to some Vandy girls who had come down for the game. So after 15-20 minutes of conversation they say they want to go somewhere to dance before last call, I suggest that we head over to cloud or whatever the frick it was at the time

After an hour grindfest at we head out, and she suggests that we take a cab back to my place. As we are waiting for a cab the girl tells me she is in town with her brother and his friends and has to make up some bullshite to tell him seeing as they were both staying with a friend from high school.

Lo and behold almost as soon as she says this, her brother comes running across the street and is immediately confrontational. I shite you not the first thing out of this drunk a-hole's mouth is "The frick is your deal, BRO" I try to play it cool and ask him if he's having a good time etc, but he was having none of it.

So after about five minutes of dealing with this belligerent a-hole it is apparent that he is not going anywhere. At this point I realize that this dude has ruined any chance I had at random drunken sex, and proceed to troll the frick out of him. He asks me what bars we were at and I told him I was at cloud, so much strange crawling in that place you never know what you will find.

Dude freaks the frick out and starts yelling "COME AT ME BRO" I respond "Naw dude I'm just gonna take your sister to the bone zone if that's cool with you" He comes fricking charging at me and I shove him to the side. He gets up and tries again, once again I just shove him into the bushes behind BB&T. As he gets up to run towards me a third time ,two Bike cops come charging down the fricking street, and are just being pure shite heads about the whole situation.

I explain to them multiple times that I never once struck the guy, I shoved him to the side as a matter of self defense. Seriously, you would have thought I fricking stabbed someone based off of how they were interrogating me. Eventually, he tells me that he didn't actually see anything and that he just heard screaming and wanted to see what was going on, and lets me go on my way.

frick Vanderbilt I fricking hate everything about that god forsaken school

Not sure if you want to call it an altercation but a Gator fan decided to prop his drunken arse down at our tailgate and pass out, and his keys and clothes ended up in the river. His naked arse got propped up in a porta-potty.

Well he wasn't exactly a beast... I had at least 30 pounds on him. But I get your point I admit it was foolish to do but my hate of Auburn runs too deep