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Drop passes when thrown their way
Also said Nauta hasn't practiced well at all

I'm getting anxiety watching how broke he is and how much they are spending on this date

Plan to be plastered by about 10 am. It's the greatest atmosphere I've ever been in however.

Excellent gut-wrenching series

Both hands pinned behind back and open? I think not sir

I love her lol and they are a bit wild but they are nice enough people. Amidst all of this remember that at the end of the day I respect her parents and I would do anything for her. The holidays will be interesting lol. It was a honor to make it out of dinner breathing and have them go home knowing I'm not a hoodlum lol.

Update

Disclaimer: her little brother has some medical stuff going on as you will soon see. He's not just a bad kid as much as chemically just off a bit.

We proceed to head back to the house and her little brother is just bad mouthing her dad the whole way in my truck. His mom has rubbed off on him so he just repeats what she says. Thankfully we took seperate cars.

We get back to the house and awkwardly stand around the cake. Her brother is currently hungover as idk what and barely looks awake.

Her mom forces her roommates to come downstairs (half dressed obviously not expecting it) and sing happy birthday with the family.

Amidst this little brother keeps screaming how nasty his mom is for going to a strip club. She gets mad and tells him off he proceeds to give it back to her. I awkwardly shuffle my feet and by now my indigestion is out the roof.

Cake was decorated by the mom and little brother proceeds to say it looks like crap. Another awkward moment as I shuffle my feet.

Me and hungover brother refuse cake because he looks like hell and will heave and honestly I was probably going to myself.

We attempt to light old candles and literally get a torch flame going. Everytime time we leave one it burnt out. Imagine 7 people attempting to light candles dead quietly.

Everyone quietly and awkwardly begins to eat cake. Her little brother escapes to play with fireworks. As soon as each plate was done I helped to clear off and rinse the dishes. It was the escape I needed for a second lol

I tried not to act like I knew the kitchen like the back of my hand but it was fruitless.

Little brother proceeds to try and light a sparkler in the house and every military child bone in my body screams.

My father bails me out and calls me not knowing what was happening


I'll finish up later on because folks it got better lol

It's some event. Like malestrippers coming for a certain night only.

Update #2
I forgot her grandmas last name on her dads side (think about that.)

Me and dad sat on seperate ends of the table but he actually made small talk.

I almost ate salad through the prayer. I had zoned out and he was talking low to her brother. Im mid chew on a olive when I receive an elbow to my ribs. This man is mid prayer and my fork had clanked the plate.

Her divorced mother began to talk about how she can't wait for the male strippers to come and asked my SI if she was coming.

He insisted he pay the bill. I got the cheapest possible piece of food. This chicken was the runt of the litter.

Update in bio bump