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When non Aggies tell aggie jokes
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:40 pm
What do you do?
I just stepped off the elevator with this random old guy who was trying to go down and it was going up. So he proceeds to tell me it reminds him about the aggie elevator operator who forgot his route. I chuckled courteously and asked him how he knew I was an aggie. He replied that he didn't and gave me a deer in the headlights look as the doors closed when I stepped off. Did I handle the situation right? Should I have punched him in the face?
I just stepped off the elevator with this random old guy who was trying to go down and it was going up. So he proceeds to tell me it reminds him about the aggie elevator operator who forgot his route. I chuckled courteously and asked him how he knew I was an aggie. He replied that he didn't and gave me a deer in the headlights look as the doors closed when I stepped off. Did I handle the situation right? Should I have punched him in the face?
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:42 pm to Masterag
no, you handled it correctly as any normal person would. that other guy seems weird 
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:45 pm to Masterag
How did you know he wasn't an Aggie?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:46 pm to Old Sarge
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How did you know he wasn't an Aggie?
Cause when I asked him how he knew I was he just gave me this weird apologetic look. Plus I'm in Austin.
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:46 pm to WestCoastAg
Lol. Grandpa was pretty wasted.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:47 pm to Masterag
You're nicer than me.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:54 pm to Masterag
Aggies are a very hated group of people due to our cunning, our strength, and our massive swinging dicks. Longhorns and Baylor Bears and Tech Retards see the love we have for our university and the bond we share with each other and they deep down get envious. They don't have that for their school, they don't get to be part of any unique "special society" like Aggies do. Their envy curdles into hate and that hate is where they find their community. Look at Shaggybevo or Baylor Fans or r/CFB. The hate unites them; they root for each other to beat us. All the while, we can't hear them from our seat at the big boys table, and that drives them crazy. So keep ignoring them, rub your ring, and remember that you're an Aggie and they aren't and that really pisses them off.
Or just kick him in the cunt and call him a f&ggot.
Or just kick him in the cunt and call him a f&ggot.
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:27 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:29 pm to Masterag
I honestly haven't heard an Aggie joke in a while. There might just be too many of us in Houston now.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:45 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Retards see the love we have for our university and the bond we share with each other and they deep down get envious. They don't have that for their school, they don't get to be part of any unique "special society" like Aggies do.
Anyone who is a student at the University they love has this. A&m has just marketed that yalls schools spirit is greater than everyone's else's, so when yall take that attitude it's comes off as uppity.
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Aggies are a very hated group of people due to:
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All the while, we can't hear them from our seat at the big boys table, and that drives them crazy. So keep ignoring them, rub your ring, and remember that you're an Aggie and they aren't and that really pisses them off.
Just my outsiders perspective. I will take this moment to open up Q&A.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:02 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Aggies are a very hated group of people due to our cunning, our strength, and our massive swinging dicks.
Yeah, that's it. You nailed it.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:04 pm to finestfirst79
the SMU cheerleader just couldnt take his jealousy of aggies
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:42 pm to CajunTiger_225
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A&m has just marketed that yalls schools spirit is greater than everyone's else's, so when yall take that attitude it's comes off as uppity.
Oh no! Oh geez
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:49 pm to finestfirst79
I wonder whatever became of Greg Hood and how long it took to live the incident down. I know he got suspended. Anyone know if he came back to finish his degree?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:52 pm to finestfirst79
He clearly tripped on his own gigantic penis. Every Aggie has had that happen to them.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:59 pm to WestCoastAg
The SMU cheerleader saw an Ag draw a deadly weapon to defend his school's honor and was enveloped in an impotent jealousy over not being part of the Aggie community. He then lashed out like a cuckholed moist little bitch. They don't have what we have. That aching envy absolutely consumes them.
"Yet across the state of Texas, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic view our flagship university with envious eyes."
George Orwell, "The 100 Year Decision"
"Yet across the state of Texas, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic view our flagship university with envious eyes."
George Orwell, "The 100 Year Decision"
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:01 pm to Gradual_Stroke
He should have run that SMU cheerleader through....
..WITH HIS DICK!!!
..WITH HIS DICK!!!
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:02 pm to Gradual_Stroke
"Texas A&M Cadet Capt. Greg Hood said it was his Aggie spirit -- not his military training -- that caused him to brandish a saber at Southern Methodist cheerleaders who ran onto the A&M football field in violation of rules."
Oh, well it all makes perfect sense, then!
I didn't know until looking into this just now that OD's no longer carry swords. Every time I see this shite I'm surprised that the OD thing wasn't eliminated.
Hopefully he was castrated to prevent more little complete dumbasses.
Oh, well it all makes perfect sense, then!
I didn't know until looking into this just now that OD's no longer carry swords. Every time I see this shite I'm surprised that the OD thing wasn't eliminated.
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I wonder whatever became of Greg Hood and how long it took to live the incident down.
Hopefully he was castrated to prevent more little complete dumbasses.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:07 pm to finestfirst79
Yea he really tarnished the sterling reputation and respect that the corps has.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:09 pm to Gradual_Stroke
frick off, pinko.
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