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Ladies and Gentlemen of tArk. We must retire the trademark.

Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:03 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:03 am
I regret to inform each of you that I have received a cease and desist letter (mod warning on tRant) regarding our beloved trademark, frickLSU®. It is with great sorrow that I must ask each of you to refrain from its further use and enjoyment.

We registered this mark out of mutual regard and adoration for our fellow SEC brothers, the LSU Tigers and their fans, for use on tRant as the answer to all questions posed by anyone, regardless of relevance to the questions posed, relevance to LSU, or relevance to fricking. That mark has served its purpose and must now be put to rest.

Therefore, for this trademark that universally expressed the answer to all question, as well as the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems, a moment of silence...




































Thank you.


Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21066 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:06 am to
frick LSU and frick you for asking this.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:08 am to

Proceed at your own peril.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:09 am to
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Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21066 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:11 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:13 am to
quote:

That mark has served its purpose and must now be put to rest.


Here

This is a DARK day.

Like, darker than me dark.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:14 am to
Also, upvoted
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Like, darker than me dark.


That's pretty damn dark.
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
8027 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:02 pm to
8/12/15 Never Forget
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61070 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:20 pm to
so you can be be openly racist, sexist, and bigoted in all manner of speaking on nearly every single board but talk to a bunch of Cajun rednecks in a manner they can understand and we are the ones catching heat?


LSU
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 7:03 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:30 pm to
Fate Usually Calls for a Keen mind, Lest we let this go South in an Unwanted direction.
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 12:32 pm
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3716 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:56 pm to
Can we change it to LuckFSU®



Guess it doesnt work since FSU should also get fricked...


Hmmm...
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:30 pm to
AnallyPenetrateLSU
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:49 pm to
How about FracLSU. Since we are about to drink their milkshake
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:50 pm to
Looks like it's been anchored
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:20 pm to
These are all very good suggestions.

We must be thoughtful in the process of applying for a replacement. It must overtly complement LSU but have an unequivocally understood, yet unprovable undertone that conveys the same message.

I had been toying with some new marks, such as MakeLoveToLSU™ but that one is already taken, according to my research team.

I got angry and decided to go with CumOnLSU® but that would only work with an alternate spelling. Same goes for BukkakeLSU®, although it may pass, given the limited use of Bukkake. I also learned that PrisonRapeLSU™ Is apparently owned by one of Bobby Jindal's former business partners.

So, now we are back to love-making references.

Keep the suggestions coming. We will find an appropriate replacement.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61993 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:25 pm to
Are we still allowed to say Frick LSU on the Ark?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 3:35 pm to
frick LSU
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

BukkakeLSU®


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