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re: If you're a new ag to the board, read before you post
Posted on 1/8/15 at 5:19 pm to harley spoon
Posted on 1/8/15 at 5:19 pm to harley spoon
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Got it. I will not talk Smack.
ISWYDT
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:58 pm to Quidam65
Well, doesn't look like GoFightWin read this thread 

Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:03 pm to TexasAg13
No, it doesn't. That thread isn't going to go well unless we flood it.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:55 pm to TexasAg13
He attacked me too.
Did not read thread.
31 degrees with a 70% chance of NFLSU alter.
Did not read thread.

31 degrees with a 70% chance of NFLSU alter.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:48 pm to cardboardboxer
Ok, I'm not adding specific rival posters to the OP, that would be giving them too much satisfaction and recognition.
If you want something adding, it needs to have a cool movie quote. No ones going to read it if it's boring.
If you want something adding, it needs to have a cool movie quote. No ones going to read it if it's boring.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:52 pm to cokebottleag
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Ok, I'm not adding specific rival posters to the OP, that would be giving them too much satisfaction and recognition.
Agreed.
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If you want something adding, it needs to have a cool movie quote. No ones going to read it if it's boring.
"Its easy mkay"
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:12 pm to TexasAg13
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Well, doesn't look like GoFightWin read this thread
I'm pretty sure he got the axe.

Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:21 pm to WestCoastAg
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his avi was like a skeleton putting a gun in his mouth but I don't remember the handle
CarolinaSwamper.
Although there's an outside chance he may have been an alter

Also, as far as quality sip posters, the best one is Hook Em Horns. Very down to earth and will actually convo with you without going straight to sip talking points.
Didn't need to be added to the OP, was just mentioning in passing.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:43 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Great point Tbird, I was gonna say Hookem was cool too.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:56 am to cokebottleag


The OP recommendations should be required reading material for all newbs and/or recent zoo exiles! Masterful job!
My suggestion?
Help me out with a matching movie quote, but all Aggies have license to the registered service/trademark "frickLSU®." I am the (make believe) owner of this (make believe) mark and have sole (make believe) authority to grant said license. Use it wisely, only on the Rant, and remember, it is the answer to all trolling or shitty offseason questions or topics.
Example:
Q: Why are Aggys so nut-grabbing gay?
A: Because frickLSU®! That's why!
Q: Why can't Mark Richt regain control of this program?
A: Because frickLSU®!
Q: How the hell did this shitty Ole Miss team beat Bama?
A: Because frickLSU®!
In following the recommended movie theme suggestion, this practice has the feel of the Goodfellows "frick you, pay me" theme. The frickLSU® service/trademark is best used when the topic has nothing whatsoever to do with LSU or fricking, but feel free to use it frequently when discussing the fricking of LSU. Go easy on its use at first until you get the feel and flavor of how to most effectively employ the mark.
Happy trolling, and please adhere to all recommendations in the OP. Thanks, and Gig'em.

Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:59 am to KaiserSoze99
...oh, and uh...frickLSU®


Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:06 am to KaiserSoze99
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This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 11:05 am
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:53 am to cokebottleag
Here's another one to add to the list:
Texags-isms: If you bring any of the stupid shite here from over there in the zoo (ex: "Vore", "Hat", "Hair and Ankles checks", or any other circle jerk things they do), I would hope TBird would remove you on the spot.
Talking shite about Pubes and Hamm is perfectly ok though, as there isn't a damn thing they can do about it here.
Texags-isms: If you bring any of the stupid shite here from over there in the zoo (ex: "Vore", "Hat", "Hair and Ankles checks", or any other circle jerk things they do), I would hope TBird would remove you on the spot.
Talking shite about Pubes and Hamm is perfectly ok though, as there isn't a damn thing they can do about it here.
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 9:54 am
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:07 pm to CosmicGas93361
They've finally cracked on the rant 

Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:29 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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If you bring any of the stupid shite here from over there in the zoo
I like T&P for sad stuff.

Posted on 1/9/15 at 1:52 pm to cokebottleag
Excellent summary.
Specifically, the own it and expect it stuff. Non-trollable reputation to uphold.
Also, I would say they the whole t-shirt fan argument doesn't work well in the SEC, as many fans own that moniker. There aren't as many pro teams in the south to follow.,,
Specifically, the own it and expect it stuff. Non-trollable reputation to uphold.
Also, I would say they the whole t-shirt fan argument doesn't work well in the SEC, as many fans own that moniker. There aren't as many pro teams in the south to follow.,,
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:14 pm to cokebottleag
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Until you are a known poster, stay off the TigerRant and the LSU recruiting board. You will get banned for the slightest negative comments about LSU.
It should be added to NEVER start a thread on Tiger Rant. Even an honest question will be taken as a troll. And you WILL be banned.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 2:48 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
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Also, I would say they the whole t-shirt fan argument doesn't work well in the SEC, as many fans own that moniker.
Yup. And they call it a sidewalk fan.
That is some great offseason bait though.
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