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re: GOAT Story On Page Three Of This Thread

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Posted by SafetySam
Gettysburg, PA
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/10/16 at 3:50 pm to
Finest only exaggerated one thing. There was only one firecracker used. Amazing what havoc can be wreaked by one strategically placed little Black Cat.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 11:09 am to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 2:30 pm to
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So as the hour is approaching, DP bursts into SafetySam's and my room with a look of utter joy on his diabolical face and says, "Not a peanut butter bomb. A shite BOMB!" My best friend from all the way back and the one thing I remember best about him is that look on his face. There was no denying the brilliance of his plan, so at the appointed hour he took a huge dump on a sheet of cardboard, we inserted firecrackers, and the rest is history. Clothes, books, bedding, everything covered in DP's shite.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 3:34 pm to
Gotta be the GOAT Old Army story in Ark history. I'm STILL laughing
Posted by leoj
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 11:29 pm to
Holy shite I'm cracking up. That was great
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/12/16 at 8:43 am to
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at the appointed hour he took a huge dump on a sheet of cardboard


No relation before anyone asks.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 6/12/16 at 8:57 am to


Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 6/12/16 at 3:17 pm to
CT's always have the best feces stories.
Posted by SafetySam
Gettysburg, PA
Member since Oct 2013
7435 posts
Posted on 6/12/16 at 4:06 pm to
^^^
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