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re: Banned from TexAgs...

Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22821 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 2:27 pm to


It WAS funny!

I think I'm only on my 3rd account over there (in modern times). Probably had one as a student that I don't remember the name of.

My favorite permaban was on some gameday back when I used to care about football and post all day on Saturdays on the Zoo. Some poster named "Smiling Jack Ross" kept starting these inane threads that read like a pothead questioning the very nature of football. So I created a sock called "Smiling Jack Off" and posted a Seinfeld-esque thread asking what's the deal with football. Instant permaban.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Kody Clemens


I just looked this up... Does he have anything to do with A&M that I don't know about?

This place sounds like the reverse Cocky Talk
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34903 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 10:53 pm to
I got banned once on Texags for being kinda contrite about a false assumption that Sherman was basically fired after we lost to Mizzou in 2010.

I have caught bans from the Rant for Spider-Man and cartoon penises (multiple times).
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15320 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 3:04 am to
I posted pron on there twice.

Also, nothing easier than trolling tards like Sammy, Brandy, and that fat lawyer guy on rivalries back in the day. Maybe still is?
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13892 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:12 am to
quote:

that fat lawyer guy on rivalries


Jorts or Lea? They both suck dick, and both still post.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13892 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:17 am to
quote:

I have caught bans from the Rant for Spider-Man and cartoon penises (multiple times).


I have been banned 3 times. Had 2 epic threads on the rant and 1 troll thread on the LSU Recruiting board on Daylon Mack day get me banned. 2 times might have been permas.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61849 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:47 am to
I have you beat, banned for a fully clothed pic of Myles Garrett
And once for pics of kyler Murray


and you were banned for Spider-Man sex pics
Not that there is anything wrong with that but I believe yours were gay

This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 9:49 am
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15320 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:41 pm to
Jorts. Who’s Lea? I do remember some Anne chick
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134108 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 10:25 pm to
Is Brandi still around? I remembered he tried trotting out his rivalries schtick over on SEC Rant and got run out of town on a rail

Hadn't seen him on TexAgs recently but I'm also not over there as much.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 12:32 am to
you mean BrandoCo? nobody likes him on texags either
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15320 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 12:58 am to
I am rarely on TA but quick search yielded no recent history... just this thread

LINK
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13892 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 1:48 am to
quote:

you mean BrandoCo?


Nah, he's talking about 13 0 Branding Iron.

He posted here until TBird ran him off
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134108 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 9:37 am to
Yeah I think he started going after every female poster he saw or something

Weird dude.
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1679 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:07 pm to
I remember my first ban. It was the first thread I started. Saying Kyle field needed a good power washing. Then I terrorized the boards with a shite ton of accounts for several years.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61849 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:12 pm to
I just got an email warning for posting a pic from “cocks not glocks”. A pic that has been posted there 1000 times already
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34903 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Weird dude.



He thought he was good at "playing internet," while this forum showed he was just good at "playing Texags."

He didn't seem to get the idea that the tone, references and overall response would be different here than what he was used to.

In fact his example makes me a little terrified of what sort of Texags crap will pop up on the Rant after we finally beat LSU.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134108 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

his example makes me a little terrified of what sort of Texags crap will pop up on the Rant after we finally beat LSU.


In a way I'm almost glad we have an established group of Aggie posters here already before that fateful day

The difference will be readily identifiable.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61849 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:15 pm to
You’re kidding right? Because when that happens you know darn well we going crazy
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134108 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:58 pm to
Oh we will all go apeshit, blee dat

I'm saying the regulars here at least will have some name recognition that might save them from the banhammer.

Actually, who the frick am I kidding? We're all getting banned
Posted by drivebyag
Member since Feb 2014
1908 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 6:05 pm to
I got banned for quoting Satterfield and some idiot thought it was me even with my AgTag
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