re: Off-season champs

Posted by David Ricky

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Member since Sep 2015

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Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:33 pm to Robert Goulet

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I am LOLing thinking about BJN threatening SoG with a perma

Cacaaaw

Posted by Robert Goulet

Member since Jan 2013

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Posted on 10/18/17 at 5:40 pm to David Ricky

I was going to ask him if he has ever used the Mr. arse handle.

Posted by DoUrden

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Posted on 10/18/17 at 7:59 pm to Robert Goulet

You all are doing serious work on the secr, the mindset of that board is amazing.

Posted by Serraneaux

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Member since Mar 2014

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Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:25 pm to BigOrangeVols

That's perfect. Gruden and the The Night King have the same color eyes.

Posted by Wishnitwas1998

where TN, MS, and AL meet

Member since Oct 2010

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Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:02 am to SummerOfGeorge

This GIF just further convinces me that Jaws never played QB in the NFL or even in high school and his past is all an elaborate scheme created by the deep state to keep the frogs gay

Posted by Wishnitwas1998

where TN, MS, and AL meet

Member since Oct 2010

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Posted on 10/19/17 at 12:05 am to David Ricky

I just miss those BAD frickING arse sports center intros

Posted by WG_Dawg

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Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:00 am to SummerOfGeorge

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That of course was where Vols, Bitch and Mountain Damn Values were born.

what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.

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Posted by SummerOfGeorge

Member since Jul 2013

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Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:27 am to WG_Dawg

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what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.

Jonathan Crompton aka the Tuscola Tornado

Mountain Damn Values - Losers with Socks

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Raised in rural Appalachia. Can anything replace the mountain values that strike at the core of a young mountain boy raised to live on the land? It ain’t hair gel, Gates. It’s not hot boiled peanuts, Bammeroid. It’s mountain damn values, and it wears #8.

What are mountain values you ask? As a certified mountain boy, I’m fit as a fiddle to answer this.

It’s that breakfast-is-your-biggest-meal kind of lifestyle. Cock crows in the morn’, and it’s fresh eggs, bacon, grits, and big ole’ ‘maters out of my mountain fresh garden. Uphill to work, a full day of tillin’ and plantin’, uphill back home. A hard day’s work for an honest wage. I’m not trying to puff my chest here fellas; that’s just my creed.

It’s waste not, want not. Feed sacks turned into clothes; old clothes into quilts. Nothin’ passed along to succeeding generations except for the steep ground used by a mountain family to scratch out a meager living. Why in Appalachia, the land is just another family member. We love it and respect it just like a sister. You’re raised mountain strong; never touched a weight in my life. Twenty gallons of creek water up the hill three times a day, don’t care what the weather is. We don’t have much, but we get by on family values. Up here, your character counts. Where I was raised, you judge a man’s heart by the amount of sweat that drips from his broad and wide mountain brow.

Jon Crompton is strong as an ox, steady in his faith, and chock full of these mountain values that the Appalachia bestowed upon the talented signal caller. Heath Shuler redux, partner.

This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 10:30 am

Posted by Vols&Shaft83

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Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:32 am to WG_Dawg

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what is the story behind mountain damn values? I've seen the poster obviously but I just thought it was nonsense, didn't realize there was a backstory there.

Jonathan Crompton is Mountain Damn Values

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If Crompton had had half a offensive line and a place kickjer to work with, he could have won the Bama, UCLA, Auburn and VPI games. Beware the ruff tuff Mountain Warrior, Poet, Lover and Prince Warrior who happens to ride the pale horse, For he is death, And hell rides with him….Jon Crompton is a WMD. Motherfricker.

Jon Crompton is a strong QB, a gifted QB. Charmingly charismatic, unfailingly noble, unerringly crafty. He is the kind of guy that women want and men want to be. He’s respected. He’s unmatched as a beautiful, beautiful man, perfect in every way. I wish I could be him. I wish that he had cleft chin so I could live inside of his cleft forever, subsisting on nothing but his razor stubble, dried aftershave and the saliva of soft, buxom, lily fresh, wholesome mountain girls.