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How many work shits do you take per day?
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:57 pm
I’d say I average about 1.24 per day.
Bonus: when was the last time you work jerked?
Bonus: when was the last time you work jerked?
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Posted on 10/18/18 at 3:33 pm to Robert Goulet
Usually one in the morning and another after lunch. I shite a lot.
Have not jerked at work.
Have not jerked at work.
This post was edited on 10/18/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 10/18/18 at 5:14 pm to Robert Goulet
It's a soft 2 for me. Coffee, 2 Protein shakes, breakfast+lunch and the occasional snack has infact pushed it to 3 on occasion. Consistent courtesy flushes will be given to try and right my wrongs though.
This post was edited on 10/18/18 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:06 am to TRUERockyTop
When I was deployed to the middle East eating chow hall food and working 12s I maintained a solid 3 a day, peaking to 4. Home station I take a dump 20 minutes after I get to work and that's a wrap for the work dumps. We only have kale chips and yogurt in California so not much real stuff to process, gastrointestinally speaking.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:44 am to Torch
That DFAC grub will have you shitting like a three legged crippled coon.
I miss the Carne Asada more than anything from out West. The Kale chips surprised me though and were actually pretty decent.
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We only have kale chips and yogurt in California so not much real stuff to process, gastrointestinally speaking.
I miss the Carne Asada more than anything from out West. The Kale chips surprised me though and were actually pretty decent. This post was edited on 10/19/18 at 9:45 am
Posted on 10/19/18 at 11:03 am to Supravol22
Currently firing out my first work shite of the day. I NEVER courtesy flush because I feel like I need my masculine brand to be felt by all bathroom goers.
Lol reading about shitting in the desert took me back to squatting over the rhino on an old 1151 hmmwv before having to roll out the gate out into the shite. That chow hall food sometimes caused terrible mudbutt.
Lol reading about shitting in the desert took me back to squatting over the rhino on an old 1151 hmmwv before having to roll out the gate out into the shite. That chow hall food sometimes caused terrible mudbutt.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 11:52 am to Robert Goulet
Desert squirts were pretty normal. I think they lace the food with fiber or laxatives to make sure everyone is regular.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 8:52 pm to Robert Goulet
1.08 per day.
Posted on 10/20/18 at 12:38 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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1.08 per day.
We talkin the infamous "ghost poo" or are you just sharting the .08?
FWIW, age affects this. Past 60 and you are down to 1 a day and that is with bran
Past 80 and you might take a day or two to drop a concrete deuce.
Posted on 10/20/18 at 4:45 pm to Cheese Grits
Desert shits were either really satisfying or really bad. There is no in between.
Currently I try to keep it to 1 or less per day. Beltkeepers, vest, Batman utility belt... Pita to take off and on.
Currently I try to keep it to 1 or less per day. Beltkeepers, vest, Batman utility belt... Pita to take off and on.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 9:40 pm to Robert Goulet
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Posted on 10/25/18 at 1:20 pm to Odysseus32
Side note to this discuss, how bad do you want to whip arse of the jackass who comes into the bathroom and plops down in the stall next to you?
I mean, fvck off dude
I mean, fvck off dude
This post was edited on 10/25/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 12:22 am to SummerOfGeorge
Whip or wipe?
Posted on 10/26/18 at 7:20 am to SummerOfGeorge
I am never more quiet than when another person comes in the bathroom when I'm taking a dump.
But yes, the person that sits next to another person if there's other stalls is a psychopath
But yes, the person that sits next to another person if there's other stalls is a psychopath
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:41 am to Supravol22
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But yes, the person that sits next to another person if there's other stalls is a psychopath
I strongly disavow this person. It got bad enough on my floor that now I’ll head down a couple of floors and fire out a steamer or take the short walk to the downtown Sheraton. They have the softest toilet paper and it’s really important to take care of the butthole.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:00 pm to Robert Goulet
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It got bad enough on my floor that now I’ll head down a couple of floors
Absolutely. When I'm in our office I just preemptively go down 3 floors to the 15th, which isn't fully occupied.
THIS ISN'T NAM
Posted on 10/27/18 at 12:46 pm to Robert Goulet
I like to rattle the door handle of the only occupied stall. Then ask if they’ll be done soon, and stand there with the toes of my shoes peeking out from under the door. Establishes dominance in the work place.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 10:55 am to Robert Goulet
3.50
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:04 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Absolutely. When I'm in our office I just preemptively go down 3 floors to the 15th, which isn't fully occupied.
Pfft 18th floor?? You work for the Toilet Store Company or something? You gotta get in the 20s before you can compete with Bob Goulet.
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I like to rattle the door handle of the only occupied stall. Then ask if they’ll be done soon, and stand there with the toes of my shoes peeking out from under the door. Establishes dominance in the work place.
Lmao I’m imagining what I’d do if some dude was just lurking outside my stall.
This post was edited on 10/30/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 10/30/18 at 7:47 pm to Robert Goulet
Well if you are gonna counter his attempt at dominance you have no choice but to start jerking off and blow your load all over his shoes/feet
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