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Deboar’s male pattern baldness… we need to talk

Posted on 11/7/26 at 10:58 am
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
210 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 10:58 am
Dude is so UGLY!!! Every time they cut to a shot of him during game day it just looks so bad…

Dude needs to wear a hat or something???? Or do they not have like men’s health products in Alabama

If he doesn’t win tonight I feel like they’ll be looking to hire Will Stein
This post was edited on 11/7/26 at 11:03 am
Posted by JamalMurry27
Tennessee Titans
Member since May 2023
9619 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 10:59 am to
Not a bama man yet. Big win over kiffin wouldn’t hurt
Posted by JamalMurry27
Tennessee Titans
Member since May 2023
9619 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 10:59 am to
I do think he needs to try and control the facial expressions and the method at which he argues with referees both look embarrassing
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
5186 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:00 am to
he wears a hat every game, wtf are you going on about
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
210 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:01 am to
No but like he always needs to wear one or get on some hair products or something….
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
3655 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:15 am to
Fun fact, there are no pattern baldness meds that work. They are all scams.

That said, he makes enough money to get the surgery
This post was edited on 11/7/26 at 11:17 am
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6678 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:32 am to
Kirby Smart is ugly AF too. Looks like a New Iberia doofus
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6726 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:33 am to
Can’t have male pattern baldness if you’re not a male.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
70116 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:35 am to
This thread is gay.

Makes sense coming from a fan base that yells at young men to perform fellatio on them.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Dude is so UGLY!!! Every time they cut to a shot of him during game day it just looks so bad…

Dude needs to wear a hat or something???? Or do they not have like men’s health products in Alabama

If he doesn’t win tonight I feel like they’ll be looking to hire Will Stein


Women are quick to insult men's looks, aren't they? Why don't you post an image of yourself in a 2-piece so we can determine if DeBoer would date you or if you are just some fat, disgusting bitch that has to settle for the ugly men.
Posted by JohnnyMackBrown
Member since Nov 2026
158 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:44 am to
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Dude is so UGLY!!!


LSU posters encroaching on A&Ms turf this morning
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
31411 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:45 am to
Bandtiger worried about a man's hair.
Posted by Beau Fontenot
Memphis
Member since Oct 2018
1085 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:51 am to
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No but like he always needs to wear one or get on some hair products or something….


Hair products? That's gay. Age gracefully and not like some Hollywood freak.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:51 am to
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Bandtiger worried about a man's hair.


And she most likely looks something like this:



And honestly believes she is a 10.
Posted by DeathByTossDive226
Member since Sep 2026
1298 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:52 am to
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Fun fact, there are no pattern baldness meds that work. They are all scams.

That said, he makes enough money to get the surgery

Actually there are some that freeze it progressing… if you’re willing to give up boners that is

Hair plugs are insanity. Just fricking shave your head and own it like a man.

Better yet, just don’t act like a girl in the first place. What’s next, makeup?
Posted by stopitnow1
Florida
Member since Mar 2013
3467 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:56 am to
Or the poster is a female...
Posted by stopitnow1
Florida
Member since Mar 2013
3467 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:57 am to
Stop posting pictures of your sister wife. No one wants to see that except for you.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 11:59 am to
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Or the poster is a female...


It's already been established that TromboneTiger is a woman. Try reading the thread.
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
3836 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:02 pm to
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male pattern baldness
Get a life.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 11/7/26 at 12:04 pm to
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Stop posting pictures of your sister wife. No one wants to see that except for you.


stopitnow is also a woman. Now we have two ugly women in the same thread running interference for each other.
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