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re: 2026 5* WR Tristen Keys commits to LSU

Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:25 am to
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
34382 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:25 am to
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
39866 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:27 am to
Oh, look at that, little bitch came back.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65851 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:55 am to
You're a sad, little, insecure man



ETA

quote:

One was over a decade ago.

The other was 3 years old with fewer than 20 posts that was created specifically to play NFL Survivor.


Neither of those are the das Fassbender account so there have been at least 3, probably more.

quote:

I just forgot to log out of it after making my pick yesterday for Week 1. 



Weird how Mobility Authority's entire post history was basically defending you.

Not only are you insecure but now you're trying to lie about it.

What a joke.


This post was edited on 8/29/25 at 12:06 pm
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

insecure man




Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65851 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:06 pm to
Maybe I should have created alters to take up for myself.

Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:10 pm to
110 downvotes?

Ouch.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65851 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:13 pm to
I will say I probably shouldn't have aired my personal feelings about getting old on tOT.

Much like you shouldn't be out here creating alters to take up for yourself, lying about it, and threatening to dox people.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9770 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

What


You little bitch. You are forever the saddest person on this board and a laughingstock to the rest of us.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

a laughingstock to the rest of us.


Which us are you referring to?

Metry Mauler?

Mulkey Ma'am?

or SEC Doctor?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
29982 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:17 pm to
This is the saddest part. You use alters to defend yourself and instead of owning it you double down. There is no coming back here. You got caught.

All these years you’ve threatened to dox as a mod. You’re the Barney Fife of this site. You make fun of others but you’re a mod on an LSU website who cares so much what others think that you create multiple accounts to defend your opinion when others don’t agree with you. It really is a pathetic how much time you put into it and you’ll still defend it.

I’m not laughing at you. I feel bad for you.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92616 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:49 pm to
quote:


This is the saddest part. You use alters to defend yourself and instead of owning it you double down. There is no coming back here. You got caught.

All these years you’ve threatened to dox as a mod. You’re the Barney Fife of this site. You make fun of others but you’re a mod on an LSU website who cares so much what others think that you create multiple accounts to defend your opinion when others don’t agree with you. It really is a pathetic how much time you put into it and you’ll still defend it.

I’m not laughing at you. I feel bad for you.


You singlehandedly shut down the greatest Alabama message board because of your ego.

No one cares what you think.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9770 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:49 pm to
You little bitch. You are forever the saddest person on this board and a laughingstock to the rest of us.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9770 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

This is the saddest part. You use alters to defend yourself and instead of owning it you double down. There is no coming back here. You got caught.

All these years you’ve threatened to dox as a mod. You’re the Barney Fife of this site. You make fun of others but you’re a mod on an LSU website who cares so much what others think that you create multiple accounts to defend your opinion when others don’t agree with you. It really is a pathetic how much time you put into it and you’ll still defend it.

I’m not laughing at you. I feel bad for you.


You and I have had our respectful disagreements, but this is the most accurate post I have seen on this site.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

laughingstock to the rest of us.


Again, define "us."

Metry Mauler?

Mulkey Ma'am?

Or SEC Doctor?

Which one of you is it?
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9770 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Again, define "us."


Everyone on this site. You are too dumb to even see it.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

this is the most accurate post I have seen on this site.


quote:

There is no coming back here.


Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Everyone on this site.




Doesn't look like everyone agrees with you.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9770 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:55 pm to
You little bitch. You are forever the saddest person on this board and a laughingstock to the rest of us.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82689 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

SEC Doctor


Quit trolling the Recruiting Board.
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