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Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:23 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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NorthGwinnettTiger
You were all waiting for it. It's Meltdown Time!
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
Solid Melt
It's from Christmas vacation
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:26 pm to austingator
Malzahn did what I said he did. Walked right out on the field pointed at Brandon Ivory and laughed.
The entire nation laughed when one of his players stood on the field for a solid 5 count then went down like he was shot.
Hypocrite.
The entire nation laughed when one of his players stood on the field for a solid 5 count then went down like he was shot.
Hypocrite.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:32 pm to UAFanFromNOLA
These would have been better if the mod on rollbamaroll wasn't on there all night after the game discouraging slander and editing posts
This post was edited on 12/3/13 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:37 pm to OBReb6
"What's the point in even hoping for an undefeated season anymore? All Bama does is win 11 games each year only to lose a game in November. "
TRUTH
TRUTH
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:39 pm to transcend
We haven't done badly in December and January have we? 
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:40 pm to antibarner
Only because you're given mulligans 
Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:40 pm to austingator
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It's from Christmas vacation
Posted on 12/3/13 at 4:51 pm to UAFanFromNOLA
I thought this (in the comments) was brilliant:
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There is guy here at work who is an Auburn Grad.
I have to call him several times a day. Every time he answers the phone he says “hold on one second.” I got tired of it so the next time I need something from him I emailed him instead, to which he emailed me back “Hold on one second.” I know this is going to be the norm for the 350+ days.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 5:02 pm to coachcrisp
AAhhhhhh, that was satisfying.
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