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re: You have to drive across the USA, in a sedan, with either Jimbo or Dabo...

Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:36 am to
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51817 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:36 am to
quote:

and suicide is not an option.


How bout murder?
Posted by BadaBingBadaBoom
Lafourche Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1980 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:37 am to
Jimbo, because we wouldn't make it far before we would get a DUI
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:37 am to
Jimbo. He's more likely to get drunk and STFU.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18197 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:41 am to
At least Jimbo would have some interesting stories. Dabo's just 10 hours of telling you how awesome the Kohl's cash reward system is.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:44 am to
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suicide is not an option.


Put both in the car without me and lock down the gas pedal

(no skills with photos, but you get the picture)

Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16144 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:45 am to
Easily Dabo.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5161 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:45 am to
If I want a sermon, I'll go to church. Jimbo is an obvious drunk, he at least knows how to party.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:47 am to
Nvmd
This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 10:48 am
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64497 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I would rather drive across the USA with both of them over Kirby or Saban. At least there would be some conversation that wasn't about football and in coach speak.

I actually think Kirby could be cool to hang out with away from football. I think Saban would feel like hanging out with a high school principal and I'd be walking on eggshells trying not to piss him off
Posted by Anand0925
Texas
Member since May 2022
1126 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:49 am to
Can I push Dabo out of the car at full speed?

In my defense, how many times can one keep hearing “little ole Clemson” before going nuts.
Posted by Starkvingard
Carolina_Girl's Heart
Member since Aug 2021
263 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:51 am to
quote:

so Coach, who came up with the game plan against App St?


Mizzou

Based on the 12 points Dorkwitz put on Kansas state, maybe Jimbo consulted your guy. Both are offensive geniuses
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25176 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:01 am to
Has to be Jimbo, he drinks and whoever he is dating would be all over you like a cheap suit.
Posted by Texas Tiger 27
Member since Mar 2014
143 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:30 am to
Just shoot me!????????
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:32 am to
Dabo's cheesy arse would drive me insane. At least you could get Jimbo liquored up and he'd pass out in silence.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9244 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:35 am to
Dabo ... dont think he would talk as much.
Posted by bigdawg7780
SC
Member since Oct 2013
2789 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:38 am to
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jimbo 100%. riding with Dabo would be awful.


Jimbo easy
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3762 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:44 am to
Either of them and/or Kirby would be fun. Probably be easy to talk to. I’d ask any of them if they ever spoke to CNS about anything non football related.
Posted by Jim Sweet
Easley
Member since Oct 2018
1101 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:28 pm to
every body didnt say DABO is a damn liar!!!!!


the man is brilliant. hes one of the countries best hottest speakers and youd learn a ton. hed also have you in stich's.........dudes hilarious!

jimbo is a joke and look like a lil troll under the bridge. :rotflmao:
Posted by roll to victory
Hoover, AL
Member since Aug 2018
848 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:28 pm to
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Dabo every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

"So Coach, what's it like to be the only one who owns Nick Saban"?


Awesome post!..Saban keeps a book 5 inches thick on Clem because he has to pull out the kitchen sink when they play.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24725 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 12:41 pm to
Jumbo
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