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re: YOU get a Lamborghini . . . and YOU get a Lamborghini . . . and you . . .

Posted on 6/15/25 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49636 posts
Posted on 6/15/25 at 10:35 pm to
Good luck driving that mfer anywhere around Austin. As useful as a Russian science book from 80s in a Las Vegas whore house.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16240 posts
Posted on 6/15/25 at 10:38 pm to
Texas would end up with more vehicular homicides than Georgia but traffic in Austin is so fricked they can never go fast enough to do any damage.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49636 posts
Posted on 6/15/25 at 11:21 pm to
Seriously they will never get that mfer out of second gear, (I guess they are automatics now????)

My daughter has completely torn up her semi luxury baby SUV in that shithole. With the traffic and construction they should give me all range rovers or something better suited for the roads
Posted by BamaDude06
GOATville20
Member since Jan 2007
3678 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 12:31 am to
Can't imagine the players are footing the bill for the insurance on those either. I imagine the first time one of them totals one will end that whole agreement.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
1942 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 3:40 am to
This is what true NIL is all about.
These are package lease deals between 5 players and the local Austin Lamborghini dealership. Players drive around, make social media comments about the car, a few publicity photos, and use the car for a year. Great PR that the sport forum peeps propagate that UTx is footing the bill and many players get them. Keep up the good work guys!
BTW, Dealership provides the insurance.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10652 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:04 am to
I think it's the stupidest thing that I have seen, however they are speaking the language of these kids.
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Member since Oct 2017
1965 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:15 am to
Cringe! That’s so lame
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1513 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:53 am to
quote:

Sarkisian channeling his inner Oprah.


On the one hand, my public university flaunting these Lambos is kinda cringeworthy…

On the other, we need to beat Ohio State and Georgia…

And I don’t know any Longhorn fans who enjoy watching losing games…


Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
17117 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 7:56 am to
quote:

On the one hand, my public university flaunting these Lambos is kinda cringeworthy…

On the other, we need to beat Ohio State and Georgia…

And I don’t know any Longhorn fans who enjoy watching losing games…



Just because NIL coincides with the shorthorns trek out of the wilderness, doesn't mean one is exclusively the extension of the other. Elite high school recruiting means never having to dip deep down into the transfer portal. The shorthorns live in the land of plenty and Sarkisian needs to cover the state the way Mack Brown ruled the territory. Nothing more or less.

Besides, the Cap is about to raise its ugly, "equal" head.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
15400 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 9:33 am to
18-23 yos and lambos are a fricking horrible idea.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10092 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 9:46 am to
quote:

18-23 yos and lambos are a fricking horrible idea.


Bread and circuses. We're a country of excess.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
15400 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 10:17 am to
You are getting Beck"ed, where a player is more concerned about lambos and wealth than football.

It's like a middle aged crisis when you are 20....
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3533 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Ags did nothing with the best class ever they bought a few years ago. If we're not careful we're going to end up with the same issues

It’s too late. You hired this cheesedick. He’s not a serious person. Great for generating headlines awful for getting titles. UTa is the same as TAMU. should’ve stayed in the big 12

Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1742 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 10:50 am to
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14020 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Good luck driving that mfer anywhere around Austin. As useful as a Russian science book from 80s in a Las Vegas whore house.


Exactly

Ghinis aren't designed with "transportation" in mind.
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3608 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 12:15 pm to
Why not both?
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3533 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 2:46 pm to
Somehow that cheesedick has had more success as a head coach than your cheesedick
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