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re: Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:13 pm to CleverUserName
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:13 pm to CleverUserName
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The Austin queer, tranny, manbun Texan or rural real Texan?
The kind that would have a football team that you likely won't even score on.
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Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:15 pm to 49 to nada
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That was in the past, I doubt pansy arse zoomers these days have the cojones for these kinds of shenanigans.
Adventuresome Texas kids found shite to do before the culture slapped social media in our hands.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:16 pm to MtVernon
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:18 pm to MtVernon
quote:You touch our Bluetick Hound, and we'll put an end to some of your dildo-licking asses. Not even joking.
Y'all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?
We might even smile at you and slice that cow's throat. He is edible, you know.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:18 pm to MtVernon
Now the kids would probably just break into where the mascot is kept, and be caught after being in there for 45 minutes trying to film the perfect TikTok dance.
We had full blown operations to sabatoge/steal shite from the other fraternities. 5 paragraph OPORDs with CONOPs.
We had full blown operations to sabatoge/steal shite from the other fraternities. 5 paragraph OPORDs with CONOPs.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:18 pm to MtVernon
I'll bring my ladder to Mike's habitat and help you get in there 
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:19 pm to Murph4HOF
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Was that when Juice was getting ready to become an Auburn tiger a few years back?
That's a golden retriever, dumbass. Juice is a yellow lab.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:20 pm to Landmass
quote:It was a joke, dumbass. Not an actual question.
That's a golden retriever, dumbass. Juice is a yellow lab.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:22 pm to Top of the Rock
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You touch our Bluetick Hound, and we'll put an end to some of your dildo-licking asses. Not even joking.
You're just asking for it now. A threatened Texas is a determined Texan.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:22 pm to MtVernon
quote:Guess yall don't feel threatened by the OTMs flooding across the border.
You're just asking for it now. A threatened Texas is a determined Texan.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:23 pm to MtVernon
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The kind that would have a football team that you likely won't even score on.
But will have our mascot intact and safe from any limp wrists that may try to convince it to denounce it’s white supremacy
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:24 pm to MtVernon
Dude I don’t think either school has taken each other mascot for 70 years or so. Maybe longer. We both aren’t notorious for this.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:24 pm to MtVernon
quote:We'll shove those dildos up your asses and hang you on meat hooks.
You're just asking for it now. A threatened Texas is a determined Texan.
Then we'll have our way with your women. They should be appreciative since they never experienced a real man.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:25 pm to terd ferguson
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I'll bring my ladder to Mike's habitat and help you get in there
Don't forget it doesn't count if it isn't on video! #DarwinAwards
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:25 pm to Landmass
Rebel black bear?
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:30 pm to MtVernon
Actually, there's probably a book written somewhere we each chapter is an event where Longhorns/Aggies had a transgression of some sort.
When I was a student, some Aggies cut the Horns out of our mid-field logo at DKR. Just a few days before the game. That shite had to be fixed before kickoff.
There was a fat-arse Aggy chick that ate the list of all campers that had been camped for days waiting to draw tickets.
Aggies used to have a Reveille graveyard that also invited Longhorns of malintent.
I think what's different now is everything is caught on video. Cameras freaking everywhere. You can't do shite now.
When I was a student, some Aggies cut the Horns out of our mid-field logo at DKR. Just a few days before the game. That shite had to be fixed before kickoff.
There was a fat-arse Aggy chick that ate the list of all campers that had been camped for days waiting to draw tickets.
Aggies used to have a Reveille graveyard that also invited Longhorns of malintent.
I think what's different now is everything is caught on video. Cameras freaking everywhere. You can't do shite now.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:32 pm to MtVernon
In other words, you're a bunch of thieves.
I guarantee you -- and will bet your entire life savings of $2.00 that you have in the bank -- that you all will not lay a hand on Uga, should he make the trip.
You lay a finger on UGA's mascot and you'll find Bevo cut up into 100 pieces and being sold at the nearest grocery store in your area.
I guarantee you -- and will bet your entire life savings of $2.00 that you have in the bank -- that you all will not lay a hand on Uga, should he make the trip.
You lay a finger on UGA's mascot and you'll find Bevo cut up into 100 pieces and being sold at the nearest grocery store in your area.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:32 pm to MtVernon
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There was a fat-arse Aggy chick that ate the list of all campers that had been camped for days waiting to draw tickets.
That can't be for real.
Posted on 9/10/24 at 3:33 pm to dchog
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Rebel black bear?
We haven't had that for a decade. We also don't have that alien landshark thing anymore either.
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