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Worse love affair: A&M & Bama or LSU & Clemson?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 pm
Throughout the regular season A&M was sneaking over the SEC West fence to slob on Bama's knob. It was blatant and in broad daylight. LSU was miffed that its bitch A&M was busy with it's daddy Bama. Then came 74-72, and A&M was LSU's bitch no more.
Then along comes Clemson and boat races Bama in front of a live television audience. LSU now had a reason to be alive. A team of Tigers from another Death Valley curb-stomped LSU's overlords. Since then, LSU can do nothing but ride the coattails of Clemson's glory and bask in Dabo's radiance. LSU would have Clemson's love child if only a Tater would ask.
Which affair is worse? I choose the latter (that's the LSU one for you LSU posters). You have taken sides against your SEC family and have taken up with a dirty, trashy, whorish ACC program. You should be deeply ashamed of your conduct. And you should get tested. If you're an LSU fan, you should get tested, anyway, because you're an LSU fan.
Then along comes Clemson and boat races Bama in front of a live television audience. LSU now had a reason to be alive. A team of Tigers from another Death Valley curb-stomped LSU's overlords. Since then, LSU can do nothing but ride the coattails of Clemson's glory and bask in Dabo's radiance. LSU would have Clemson's love child if only a Tater would ask.
Which affair is worse? I choose the latter (that's the LSU one for you LSU posters). You have taken sides against your SEC family and have taken up with a dirty, trashy, whorish ACC program. You should be deeply ashamed of your conduct. And you should get tested. If you're an LSU fan, you should get tested, anyway, because you're an LSU fan.
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 10:21 pm
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
All four of 'em are gay, so does it matter?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:16 pm to MSHawg1
Devil's Quadrangle?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:16 pm to DownSouthJukin
LSU & Clemson is all about passionate humping. It won’t last long.
Bama & A&M have some history.
Bama & A&M have some history.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Bama & A&M have some history.
very abusive relationship. Stockholm Syndrome written all over it.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:17 pm to DownSouthJukin
Oklahoma and Clemson ran a train on LSU. You just hate to see it
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Bama & A&M have some history.
Y'all share a common father figure. He abandoned Aggie and carried Bama to fame and glory. There is something Freudian in this.
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:46 pm to DownSouthJukin
I tnink so too.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
aTm and Alabama have a distinct coaching lineage, the most distinguished thats ever been employed.
LSU and Clemson have stadium name they share. Who built it first?
LSU and Clemson have stadium name they share. Who built it first?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
Oh dear god.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
Ours is a short lived one night stand...the other is not. 
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:23 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Clowns to the left of me...
Jokers to the right...
Jokers to the right...
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:30 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Ours is a short lived one night stand...the other is not.
We’ll see about that. I think LSU is going to engage in this third rate romance for a long while. We have the entire offseason ahead of us.
LSU can’t lose!
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 11:32 pm
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:34 pm to DownSouthJukin
Who is clemson
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
LSU will never feel the same glory as Alabama or even a Clemson. The misery and bitterness of the average LSU fan is very obvious with the vast amounts of troll threads. It lets the rest of know how far Alabama has LSU pressed under their boot.
All Am is doing is simply reminding LSU fans that they didn't accomplish anything and that they need wake up from their embarrassing fantasy.
All Am is doing is simply reminding LSU fans that they didn't accomplish anything and that they need wake up from their embarrassing fantasy.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
Didn’t someone make this exact thread a few days ago?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 11:59 pm to Froman
An LSU fan calling a thread unoriginal? Rich.
Posted on 1/18/19 at 12:14 am to DownSouthJukin
LSU fans don’t give a shite about Clemson. They just enjoy seeing Bama fans miserable.
You don’t see LSU fans running to defend Clemson when people talk shite about them. A&M fans on the other hand will seriously get butthurt over people talking bad about Bama. It’s very odd behavior.
You don’t see LSU fans running to defend Clemson when people talk shite about them. A&M fans on the other hand will seriously get butthurt over people talking bad about Bama. It’s very odd behavior.
Posted on 1/18/19 at 12:17 am to JackedDrugAddict
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All Am is doing is simply reminding LSU fans that they didn't accomplish anything and that they need wake up from their embarrassing fantasy.
No one concerns themselves with A&M. They are a second rate Mississippi State at best.
Posted on 1/18/19 at 12:25 am to DesenselessPlayer
Clemson is a hot chick we slept with when we were drunk. We enjoy the little bit we will remember about it.
A&M is the fat dude who is taking it up the arse from Bama regularly.
I think it’s clear which one is more pathetic.
A&M is the fat dude who is taking it up the arse from Bama regularly.
I think it’s clear which one is more pathetic.
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