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Witty posters of the SECRant, lend me your minds

Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:32 pm
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:32 pm
In years past, this board has passed the time during the dog days of summer by having an awards show type thread (the SECsys). It is still uncertain whether such an event will take place this year. Last year's awards were marred by an ugly controversy with the outing of a poster caught in multiple lies, IRL and e-life.

Anyway, let's freshen up the names of the awards and offer new ideas in case this event gets the green light. I will not be running these awards but am trying to get the award season kicked off on the right foot.

Here are the awards given out last year:

quote:

Rant SECsy- best thread of the year.


Burleson SECsy-
poster you would most like to have your back.


The Price-Gottfried-Dubose Special Merit award- Best farker

The Petrino SECsy - poster most likely to change their fan affiliation.


The Franklin SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great drive-by post. He may not be around much, but when he is, he makes it worth your while.

The Slive SECsy - the most objective poster

The Finebaum SECsy - goes to the poster you are most likely to read when you see he or she has posted.


The Blue Balls SECsy - goes to the best/sexiest avatar and/or sig.


The Muschamp SECsy - goes to the best newcomer.


The Chiz SECsy - goes to the poster that caught the most grief from one of their posts.


The Nutt SECsy - poster most likely to knight for a player, coach or poster so others won't be so hards.


The Joker SECsy - funniest poster; poster who has the best one-liners and comebacks.


Dooley SECsy - Poster most likely have a mental lapse and/or lose and argument.


The Miles SECsy - poster most likely to have a mental lapse and "clock" another poster.


The Saban SECsy - poster most likely to own someone in an argument.


The Spurrier SECSy - poster that needs to retire, pack it up, and move along.


The Cock SECsy - poster who IS (not to be confused with 'HAS') the biggest dick.


The Hog SECsy - the most delusional poster.


The Vandy SECsy - the poster you think has the highest IQ.

The Ole Miss SECsy - decent poster who tends to start shitty threads.


The Gator SECsy - poster most likely to get high and/or drunk and post.


The Barn SECsy - poster most likely to spread rumors based on a recruit's facebook status.

The Miss St SECsy - most irrelevant poster.

The Dawg SECsy - poster that seems like an all-around good guy.

The Coonass SECsy- best poster of all the boards.

The Vile SECsy-the worst poster on the SEC rant.


The Updyke SECsy - biggest homer on the Rant that takes his homerism to another level.


The Tigerette SECsy- Biggest post whore. It's that Ranter that appears in every thread that just posts for the attention. They "whore" themselves out to the board.

Pat Murphy SECsy- Ranter most likely to back-peddle in argument.


Probation SECsy - Poster that was banned and came back a new and better soul for the board to enjoy.

The Bammer SECsy - The best poster on the SEC rant.



P.S. Let's keep this thread on the DL and on topic to avoid the anchor or deletion from Ice Cold who is not a fan of these awards.
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 4:34 pm
Posted by F1V3LSU
Alex Padilla 2016
Member since Dec 2011
3053 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:33 pm to
Award for best ACC poster that posts on the SECr
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:34 pm to
well i, i am at least a post of the secrant so lets do this

i am kinda hosed though this year, noob award was kinda my schtick
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105376 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:36 pm to
Something named after me for coolest/smartest/best looking/most liked.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:37 pm to
burleson secsy should be changed to the grantham secsy

muschamp should change to john l smith

richt secsy should be poster who pisses off DGD the most
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Something named after me for coolest/smartest/best looking/most liked.

The Anti-Anastasio SECsy
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:37 pm to
The Bear SECsy - lifetime achievement
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

The Bear SECsy - lifetime achievement

Solid
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

The Anti-Anastasio SECsy


Guess I kinda walked into that one.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:38 pm to
da crow secsy: either the most druggest out poster or the biggest pussy

i vote for drugs
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10691 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

The Blue Balls SECsy - goes to the best/sexiest avatar and/or sig.


AUnite

quote:

The Spurrier SECSy - poster that needs to retire, pack it up, and move along.


Bundy (nothing personal)

quote:

The Cock SECsy - poster who IS (not to be confused with 'HAS') the biggest dick.


Everybody who posts in the LSU/Bama pissing match threads

quote:

The Hog SECsy - the most delusional poster.


Ham

quote:

The Miss St SECsy - most irrelevant poster.


Prolly me

quote:

The Vile SECsy-the worst poster on the SEC rant.


Ham or AllBamaDoesIsWin

quote:

The Updyke SECsy - biggest homer on the Rant that takes his homerism to another level.


Ham or AllBamaDoesIsWin

Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:41 pm to
We aren't nominating, we are trying to improve the names and categories of the awards.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

The Petrino SECsy - poster most likely to change their fan affiliation.


Poster most likely to lose his job because he is a horn-dog and can't accept that he is no longer a cool young dude.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Rant SECsy- best thread of the year.


By the way, this HAS to go to either the Lexington PD police scanner or the one about Bobby P's girlfriends wedding guest page thing.

Those might have been the funniest threads since I joined.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:42 pm to
so how does one make the awards less IMy to appease those who don't get voted in or admins?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Poster most likely to lose his wife because he is a horn-dog and can't accept that he is no longer a cool young dude.

Kaptin
This post was edited on 6/14/12 at 4:43 pm
Posted by TheSandman
AuburnUndercover
Member since Nov 2010
19409 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

The Ole Miss SECsy - decent poster who tends to start shitty threads.

Dibs?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123586 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:43 pm to
I should win this year

K thx
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 6/14/12 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

The Vile SECsy-the worst poster on the SEC rant.

The Bammer SECsy - The best poster on the SEC rant.


wtf is this shite
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