re: With each passing year, I have less and less respect for Auburn.

Total championship selections from major selectors by school

The national title count listed below is a culmination of all championship awarded since 1869, regardless of "consensus"[57] or non-consensus status, as listed in the table above according to the selectors deemed to be "major"[8] as listed in the official NCAA Football Bowl Subdivision Records.[10]

The totals can be said to be disputed. Individual schools may claim national championships not accounted for by the NCAA Football Bowl Subdivision Records or may not claim national championship selections that do appear in the official NCAA Football Bowl Subdivision Records (see National championship claims by school below).
Championships Schools

28 Princeton
27 Yale
24 Alabama
22 Notre Dame
19 Michigan
17 Oklahoma, USC
16 Ohio State
12 Harvard, Nebraska
11 Pittsburgh
9 Florida State, Miami (FL), Minnesota, Texas
8 Georgia, LSU
7 Georgia Tech, Penn, Penn State, Tennessee
6 Auburn, Michigan State
5 Army, California, Cornell, Florida, Illinois, Iowa
4 Vanderbilt, Washington
3 Clemson, Lafayette, Ole Miss, SMU, TCU, Texas A&M
2 Arizona State, Arkansas, Chicago, Maryland, Missouri, Oklahoma State, Stanford, Wisconsin
1 BYU, Centre, Colgate, Colorado, Columbia, Dartmouth, Detroit, Duke, Kentucky, Navy, Oregon, Purdue, Rutgers, Syracuse, UCF, UCLA, Utah, Washington & Jefferson