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re: Why the frick does SEC want Texas
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:53 am to Silverback911
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:53 am to Silverback911
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Get the frick off this board. You don’t belong. Go to a Big 12 board. You’re probably into cuckold and let guys frick your wife.
Why are you such a weirdo?
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Posted on 12/15/22 at 1:39 am to Silverback911
You Arkansas biys don't belong every other sec school except you and Missouri are stand your ground states talk about not belonging
Posted on 12/15/22 at 5:49 am to TexasForever
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Money, you fricking moron. Even a broke dick like you should be able to comprehend that
Money has already screwed up college sports past the point of recovery, so why not just whore out everything...
Posted on 12/15/22 at 6:09 am to Silverback911
Money. I don’t want them. Wish we could send them and Texas 5&7 back to the big 12.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 6:28 am to Silverback911
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Why the frick does SEC want Texas
The same reason the computers had to re-write the original Matrix. The original Matrix was perfect. Everyone was happy in their Utopian simulation. But humans wanted conflict. They wanted strife. So the simulation had to be re-done. It had to be less perfect.
And so it was with the SEC. Even the homo-erotic, strangely egotistical while also unaccomplished Aggies were fitting in. The Big10 School on the Plains had acclimated. As had the exiles from the SWAC, and the refugees from the south Atlantic. Hell, even the school in Lexington was playing something that looked like passable football.
So the Matrix had to be rebooted, Neo. It had to be made less perfect. Thus, the Short Horns.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:23 am to Dawgvet
quote:If we're the lesser, how come they haven't beat us at literally anything in 10 years and how come their school is such an embarrassment academically compared to us?
UT - for the original SEC member Tennessee.
and
ut - for the lesser Texas.
You know, I always thought the "fear" comeback shite on this site was lame, but now I can definitely tell y'all are afraid of Texas by this level of obsession
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:25 am to dbeck
quote:Trust me, if this results in that shitbag never coaching Texas again, then we're winners out of this
You won the battle but lost the war.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:32 am to Silverback911
quote:That's a pretty good point. We're the most successful baseball brand in the west, by far the smartest school, and laugh at how most of the other fanbases surrounding us are filled with dumb hicks that wish they could've attended Texas but weren't smart enough.
Texas is Vandy of the West
Thanks for the compliment, Silverback!
quote:Your mascot is literally a pig, and I don't think there's any fanbase out there that personifies their mascot more than your fanbase
uncool fans that get hard for fat chick
WOOOOOOOOF. Them some Heffers there
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:19 am to Silverback911
Better reasons than wanting pigs back in day
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:21 am to Silverback911
Only $ankey wants Texass.
No one else does.
No one else does.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:22 am to Silverback911
$.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:11 pm to XWing atAliciousness
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:13 pm to Silverback911
I want Texas in . They need to learn who the real UT is and it doesn’t include horns lol
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:22 pm to Silverback911
quote:I'm looking to your next rage-filled thread about a school you weren't smart enough to attend
Silverback911
7 threads in 3 days
Posted on 12/15/22 at 12:22 pm to BigOrangeKen
quote:Then how come y'all always lose to us when we play? And how come your academic stature is so far beneath ours?
I want Texas in . They need to learn who the real UT is and it doesn’t include horns lol
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