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re: Why is the Rant Dead? Isn't College Baseball Still Happening?
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:25 pm to FourThreeForty
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:25 pm to FourThreeForty
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FourThreeForty
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:29 pm to HandGrenade
Sorry 
I had to satisfy my craving for a random troll 
I had to satisfy my craving for a random troll Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:31 pm to HandGrenade
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It's because the people here care about football a hell of a lot more than baseball. Which you already know
That's not an accurate statement. The rant activity was respectable during basketball season.
What happened to the love of baseball?
BTW, it's because of Hand Grenades that while trying to navigate on Bourbon Street during the New Years millenium bash in 1999, I all of the sudden had to go piss, found my way to a brick wall in a less crowded alley, ended up being beaten by an overly agressive New Orleans cop across the back of my legs with a night stick, and that mutherfricker ripped my brand new Perry Ellis jacket off my body and threw it down in the piss and puke while using his foot to sop up all of the nasty shite on the ground.
frick hand grenades...and New Orleans cops.
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:32 pm to mizzoukills
Don't blame the product, blame the consumer.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:35 pm to HandGrenade
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Don't blame the product, blame the consumer.
frick hand grenades and frick the police. It was an inside job...a conspiracy to beat white people.
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:38 pm to mizzoukills
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Isn't College Baseball Still Happening?
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Why is the Rant Dead?
You answered your own question.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:38 pm to mizzoukills
You don't frick with NOPD, especially during big events. You just don't do it. And you didn't mention if you actually tried to piss outside on a wall, which is also usually frowned upon by the law.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:42 pm to HandGrenade
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You don't frick with NOPD, especially during big events. You just don't do it. And you didn't mention if you actually tried to piss outside on a wall, which is also usually frowned upon by the law.
Well, no shite Sherlock.
And, yes I did mention that I tried to piss on an alley wall just off of Bourbon.
What i didn't mention is that I'm pretty confident that the cop who beat my arse and threw my Perry Ellis jacket into my piss also handed me my hand grenade.
Hence conspiracy.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:46 pm to mizzoukills
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The rant activity was respectable during basketball season.
You mean the end of football season, football recruiting season and football spring practice season.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:50 pm to mizzoukills
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...but I thought southerners love them some baseball too.
It would seems that all of the good posters have left to enjoy the offseason break. And the fact that southerners enjoy their baseball must be a myth...
Ole Miss fans typically care, but they're (understandably) quite dispirited. State fans are typically good baseball fans but, well, John Cohen. Arkansas had the best pre-season team in the country but, well, Van Horn. Florida is awfully young this year.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:50 pm to mizzoukills
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Hence conspiracy.
Or you got caught pissing in public, which was not the reason you were beat, if you were, but you don't have to prove yourself to me
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:57 pm to mizzoukills
Many of the worst and foul-mouthed/baiting posters have been recently banned....and THAT is a good thing !
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:03 pm to HandGrenade
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Or you got caught pissing in public, which was not the reason you were beat, if you were, but you don't have to prove yourself to me
110 percent true story. And trust me, he slammed me against the wall face first, hit me across the back of my legs with night stick, ripped off my brand new jacket and threw it in my piss (and the piss and puke of hundreds or thousands of other revelers).
He spent about 2 - 3 minutes using his foot to drag my jacket across the alley, sopping up as much piss and puke as possible.
I stood there in astonishment, bug eyed in complete disbelief, so amazed by what was happening that I forgot that my dick was still hanging out.
When the cop finished, he marched straight toward me like he was going to finish me off and then got right in my face and yelled (militarily), "You better not do that again, son!"
Then we marched back toward Bourbon Street and disappeared into the thick crowd.
Some partiers walking by said, "Hey man, that was crazy! I've never seen that happen in my life! But, you're lucky, man! Public urination is usually a $200 fine and a night in jail. By the way, your dick's hanging out."
At that moment, some girls walked by, hooting and hollering, "Lookin' good! Lookin' good!"
Best New Year's Eve of my life!
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:05 pm to mizzoukills
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Best New Year's Eve of my life!
The hand grenade works in mysterious ways
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:08 pm to HandGrenade
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The hand grenade works in mysterious ways
No. Vajayjay works in mysterious ways...
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:11 pm to mizzoukills
Dig 
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:11 pm to TupeloReb
quote:April 2-November 12 is the true offseason.
January 9-August 29 is the offseason here
Posted on 5/8/13 at 5:37 pm to Quigley
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Start a Derrick Thomas v Clowney thread. Should be good for at least a few pages
Good one
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