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Why is Saban getting so fat?
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:17 am
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:17 am
Sure, lots of people get fat, but this isn’t about lots of people. This is about Nick.
My personal theory is that he is binge eating extending into very late nights, trying to figure out a way to stop “laser arm” WR III. The truth is, nobody can stop us, we can only stop ourselves.
My personal theory is that he is binge eating extending into very late nights, trying to figure out a way to stop “laser arm” WR III. The truth is, nobody can stop us, we can only stop ourselves.
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Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:20 am to Shamoan
Idk maybe Nick is getting older and our run is running out of time? I hope he retires with enough years to live out his retirement fishing and boating. That’ll probably be after another 1-2 NC’s though.
This post was edited on 10/12/21 at 12:20 am
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:27 am to _Hurricane_
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Idk maybe Nick is getting older and our run is running out of time?
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:27 am to _Hurricane_
Bill Snyder retired a thin old man at age 79. Saban is only 69.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:37 am to Shamoan
He’s old, man.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 12:50 am to BrotherDawg84
Eating extra Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream cookies!!
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:11 am to Shamoan
Holla when a&m wins anything of significance...I know you guys are riding high and probably f#cked each other all night but it was a regular season game. Relax but keep stocking up on Depends.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:14 am to forestwhitackersgood
Melt bitch
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:54 am to forestwhitackersgood
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Holla when a&m wins anything of significance...I know you guys are riding high and probably f#cked each other all night but it was a regular season game. Relax but keep stocking up on Depends.
Geez, let them enjoy the win.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:59 am to Shamoan
Saban looks great for his age all things considered.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 2:07 am to Shamoan
That's an old picture. He's actually lost weight.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 5:23 am to Shamoan
He’s been loading up on Littles Debbies in fear of what’s to come in Starkville
Posted on 10/12/21 at 5:26 am to Shamoan
Was this a theory you heard from a relative in the KKK?
LOLLLLL
LOLLLLL
Posted on 10/12/21 at 5:28 am to Shamoan
You've heard of the Freshman 5? His is the Covid 19
Posted on 10/12/21 at 7:25 am to Pastor Mike
Aflack!
Posted on 10/12/21 at 7:27 am to Shamoan
I’m getting worried that he’s the Tom Brady of coaching and has no desire to do anything else. Any normal person would have retired after the season he had last year.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 7:31 am to playmakers in space
yeah. anyone with parents around this age will look at saban, and especially the stress he goes through, and knows this guy has to be part robot. he's going to outlive us all.
Posted on 10/12/21 at 7:31 am to Shamoan
My God, maybe he has food insecurity because he’s afraid he’s about to be fired for “Deezs nuts jokes”
Posted on 10/12/21 at 7:41 am to 6GuitarMark
This post was edited on 10/12/21 at 7:48 am
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