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Why does the sun rise in the East?

Posted on 11/12/21 at 10:44 am
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 10:44 am
Because frick Auburn, that's why.

Don't really feel like grinding, but frick Auburn anyway.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23147 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Don't really feel like grinding

Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6985 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 4:17 pm to
Post of the week imo. Strongly support.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65127 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 4:27 pm to
Because of the earths trajectory and orbit
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7514 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 5:36 pm to
I hate 11am games against the bottom feeders who think they are something.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 5:39 pm to
Might as well try 11am. Y’all got skullfricked at 2:30pm last weekend.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 6:23 pm to
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hate 11am games against the bottom feeders who think they are something.


That whore you call momma loves some bottom feeders, though.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17163 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 7:51 pm to
I’ll allow it
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Why does the sun rise in the East?

It doesn't. The world just turns that way because the East is inevitably getting outshined by the west at the end of the day


At least until conference realignment, of course. Then the tides, moon, seasons and all will be on their heads
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:01 pm to
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It doesn't. The world just turns that way because the East is inevitably getting outshined by the west at the end of the day At least until conference realignment, of course. Then the tides, moon, seasons and all will be on their heads


Okay, but still, frick Auburn.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Because frick Auburn, that's why.

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:11 pm to
Kipling teaches us that regardless of direction, East or West, some things are eternal.

“Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,
Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat;
But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,
When two strong men stand face to face and frick Auburn to the ends of the earth.

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:14 pm to
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Okay, but still, frick Auburn.

You should have led with that, and UTk, too
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13835 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:00 pm to
I’ve always wondered?

Makes sense.
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:04 pm to
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Because of the earths trajectory and orbit


No dude- poor reading comprehension....
"Because frick Auburn, that's why."
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:06 pm to
Low energy grind is sad. Embarrassing, really.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Low energy grind is sad. Embarrassing, really.


It's not even an attempt to grind. It's just a statement of fact.

Looks like it worked anyway. Go figure.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51827 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:15 pm to
To keep that fat fricking moo u cheerleader from a couple years ago casting a shadow.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:20 pm to
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To keep that fat fricking moo u cheerleader from a couple years ago casting a shadow.


That fat cheerleader can cook her arse off. She makes really good pancakes. And she scribbles a message on top of them with the syrup.

That message? frick Auburn.
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