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Why does Steve sarkisian always look like he’s about to burst into tears?
Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:57 am
Posted on 9/8/21 at 10:57 am
He has this perpetual look on his face like he’s about to have to put down his dog or something. Did he always have this look or is there just something about Austin Texas that makes one a gaping vagina?
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:00 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
It’s the look of I need to down a bottle of Taaka ASAP.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:01 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
He’s the head coach of tu… wouldn’t you wanna cry too?
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:01 am to dkreller
quote:ya know I was wondering if it was the withdrawals hitting him myself
It’s the look of I need to down a bottle of Taaka ASAP.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:04 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
He’s minutes away from the home of Tito’s. Of course he’s about to burst
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:07 am to Vecchio Cane
Having to pay $50k a month to a ex-wife would do that to most guys
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:09 am to DP4Tide
quote:I'm sure he's crying making only $6.4 million a year instead of $7 million.
Having to pay $50k a month to a ex-wife would do that to most guys
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:09 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Because he is a good man and hates what he is going to do to his next opponent. He feels so sorry, he cries for Arkansas.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:14 am to KingofTexas
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:26 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Dude needs a drink.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 11:31 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Probably because he's finally playing a SEC Team.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 12:23 pm to kywildcatfanone
I assume he's tired of walking into a locker room that reeks of burnt gerbil hair and KY Jelly...IDK.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
It's called detox.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:20 pm to BradPitt
He has a case of 30yo scotch and can’t drink it until he retires from coaching.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:26 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Those aren't tears, that's the alcohol seeping from his eyes.
Posted on 9/8/21 at 2:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If you looked like PeeWee Herman, wouldn't you cry about it?
Posted on 9/8/21 at 2:11 pm to ColoradoAg
Must suck knowing your HC got abused by a retard in a bowl game. Must be why he dodged Texas when Peewee was there. Didn't wanna get embarrassed again.
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