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re: Why do the LSU Tigers and Texas Longhorns like each other so much?

Posted on 9/19/23 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by Old Money
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Posted on 9/19/23 at 6:48 pm to
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Fathers and step fathers should always get along for the sake of the child


Amen
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 9/19/23 at 6:53 pm to
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Why do the LSU Tigers and Texas Longhorns like each other so much?

You know how I know you’re just trolling? LSU fans hate everybody, even ourselves.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:15 am to
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LSU fans: “suck our Tiger Dick!”

UTrans fans: “we love to suck Dick!”


It’s a match that was meant to be

Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:49 am to
You can put your finger up your boyfriends arse though
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:50 am to
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It's almost like they have something in common. Like a common enemy or rival.

But I can't quite put my finger on it...
Just because two boxers train with the same punching bag doesn't mean they are friends when it comes time for their bout.
Posted by TexasTiger_08
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:58 am to
We don’t
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:09 am to
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Why do the LSU Tigers and Texas Longhorns like each other so much?


Uh, what?

I've been very vocal about it in the past but I'll say it again: Bringing Texas into this conference is the biggest mistake we've ever made. Aside from all the sidewalk Bama fans saying things like "Oh we're gonna beat that arse" or Georgia fans thinking we're gonna embarrass them over and over again or whatever, Texas is bringing a massive amount of money and influence into the conference - more than any other school that's already here. UT's endowment is the second largest in the country ($43 BILLION!) behind only Harvard and higher than Yale, Stanford, and Princeton. This kind of money and prestige will have massively destructive effects on the SEC. They'll be quiet their first few years here but within a decade, I'd bet one of my nuts that at least one of the big school tournaments will be moved from Atlanta, Nashville or Hoover to somewhere in Texas. They will also flex their muscles on naming future UT friendly conference commissioners, and if you believe otherwise, you're fooling yourself. 

They've also historically destroyed their TWO previous conferences with clearly no regard for their conference mates because of greed.

We should have let them go to some other conference to bankrupt but we let them in the door. And we fricked ourselves. So you can count me among the people who don't like the Whorns, and aside from their alums, I don't think there's a whole lot of other people who are excited to admit this trojan horse. 

It's like watching a car crash in slow motion. 
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:17 am to
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It's almost like they have something in common. Like a common enemy or rival.



Or it's those National Championships.


LSU:

Football (4) 1958,2003,2007 & 2019
Baseball (7) '91,'93,'96,'97,2000,2009 & 2023
Golf (5) '40,'42,'47,'55 & 2015

TEXAS:

Football (4) 1963,1969,1970 & 2005
Baseball (6) '49,'50,'75,'83,2002 & 2005
Golf (4) 1971, 1972,2012 & 2022
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58094 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:20 am to
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They've also historically destroyed their TWO previous conferences with clearly no regard for their conference mates because of greed.




The threads a troll thread, but what you said right here is exactly what most LSU fans have been saying as well
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4664 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:21 am to
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LSU fans: “suck our Tiger Dick!”

UTrans fans: “we love to suck Dick!”


It’s a match that was meant to be


Here is an LoSerU fan looking for a teasip fan.





This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 9:23 am
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:32 am to
You seem to enjoy posting photos of dildos and half-naked men on this site a lot
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
44095 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:34 am to
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It's almost like they have something in common. Like a common enemy or rival.

But I can't quite put my finger on it...


If by "enemy" you mean "feel sorry for", then sure
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:47 am to
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The threads a troll thread, but what you said right here is exactly what most LSU fans have been saying as well



Honestly, I don't think enough people have said it. Not just LSU fans - every other school in the conference should have been saying it. We should have taken OU and paired them with Ok State or something. Literally any other school would have been better than these guys.

Now it's too late and we're fricked. Even all the rednecks thinking shite like "I can't wait to beat that Longhorn arse...".. They're missing the big picture because they're a bunch of Wal-Mart shirt buying, toothless retards. If you're a degree holding, football fan alumnus from any other school in the conference, you just held the door open for the burglars. And once their money/political powers/influence, etc have taken hold, it will be too late to do anything about it.

Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:01 am to
Lol at believing any of this (how is the Big 12 "dying" or "destroyed" when it's literally poaching teams from other conferences?)

Either way, it's all kind of humorous how the aggie rhetoric of Texas being the boogeyman (despite the fact that they voted in-step with Texas for practically their entire existence in the Big 12) has struck fear into everyone else on this board willing to listen
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you just held the door open for the burglars. And once their money/political powers/influence, etc have taken hold, it will be too late to do anything about it.
Who is actually this terrified of an athletic department? Some of y'all must be the softest people on the planet
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58094 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:18 am to
It’s crazy how when you talk to big 12 fans they are celebrating and so happy that they are kicking the Longhorns over to the SEC. The only thing they are unhappy about is losing Oklahoma. The contrary to what the media says fans and schools in the big 12 are acting like they’re about to get a cancer free diagnosis next year.
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
13577 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:20 am to
The entire state of Texas can revert back to Mexico for all I care. frick them & everybody that looks like’em
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:21 am to
Lol of course they think that way. Texas has won over 230 conference titles. The school with the next most is Oklahoma, who has won less than 100. You don't think it'll be refreshing when other schools will finally have a chance across all sports to rack up some trophies?

Do you think anybody was "upset" that the aggies, Nebraska, Colorado or Missouri left?

The aggie posters on this site have really delivered the past week, I must say
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58094 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:27 am to
They hate you because they see you as a cancer

And only Oklahoma has been competitive in sports that matter in the last decade


Tell us about your swimming conference championships though
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:29 am to
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They hate you because they see you as a cancer
And yet, what they accuse Texas of doing, they're doing the same thing by having teams leaving other conferences and looking out for their own self interest?

A&M, Missouri, Nebraska and Colorado all did the same thing, but weren't near as villified. Then again, that kind of talk usually stems from jealousy and envy over what others have (which kind of explains your post history on this site over the past few days tbh)
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And only Oklahoma has been competitive in sports that matter in the last decade
Texas won big 12 baseball and basketball titles in 2023?
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Tell us about your swimming conference championships though
Got plenty of those, too
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58094 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:41 am to

UTrans fan: the big 12 absolutely hates us and are glad we are leaving because we dominated them in sports over a decade ago, not because we’ve tried to destroy the big 12 on 2 different occasions

But what about OU? They’ve been dominating everyone over the last 10 years, but big 12 fans wish they would stay, and they don’t hate them at all


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