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Who will Jesus ordain to win between Tagovailoa and Fromm
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:19 pm
With both Tua and Fromm being from extremely religious families, who does Jesus pick to win the match-up Saturday?
I'm going to guess that Jesus will make it so that Fromm wins the QB battle and thus, the game.
The reason being for this is that Hawai'i'a'iiians only recently converted to Christianity back in the 1850's.
Fromm's denomination is likely directly traceable back to the Reformation and therefore his family and himself have built up a lot more goodwill over the centuries due to simple association.
Maybe Jesus will just let it play out on the field naturally; that would be the best because I sure don't want Alabama to lose.
I'm going to guess that Jesus will make it so that Fromm wins the QB battle and thus, the game.
The reason being for this is that Hawai'i'a'iiians only recently converted to Christianity back in the 1850's.
Fromm's denomination is likely directly traceable back to the Reformation and therefore his family and himself have built up a lot more goodwill over the centuries due to simple association.
Maybe Jesus will just let it play out on the field naturally; that would be the best because I sure don't want Alabama to lose.
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:20 pm to A Lite
Need to get Auburns take here
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:25 pm to A Lite
I don’t think Trevor Lawrence has an opinion on the matter quite frankly.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:25 pm to A Lite
A see a split. Fromm gets this one and Tua gets the big one. Rinse and repeat for Georgia sports
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:26 pm to LewDawg
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A see a split. Fromm gets this one and Tua gets the big one. Rinse and repeat for Georgia sports
What is this Samson and the baby?
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:27 pm to A Lite
Tua because of Fromm's mother putting unpure thoughts into so many.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:48 pm to A Lite
If you had god given talent like those boys, you'd be extremely religious too
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:51 pm to MetryMauler
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Tua because of Fromm's mother putting unpure thoughts into so many.
Whoa, wait a second. I've just delved deep into the Dark Web and found a fairly disturbing picture of Fromm's mother. This image, which I'm sure none of you have ever seen, may change the whole dynamic.
Jesus may not have even been aware of this image. Well, he will see it now because I'm about to post it. Fromm's mother isn't as religious as we are led to believe and this evidence may tip the scales in Tua's and Alabama's favor.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:53 pm to A Lite
Thank you for asking.
I’ve got Tua Tugjobviolin in this particular match
I’ve got Tua Tugjobviolin in this particular match
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:54 pm to A Lite
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With both Tua and Fromm being from extremely religious families, who does Jesus pick to win the match-up Saturday?
I didn't know the Fromm family was devout but I am pretty sure the Fromm Mom has bolt ons, and that would suggest vanity, so, you smell what I'm cooking?
edit to fix the foul
I'd hit it 13 times...
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:54 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Need to get Auburns take here
Right, the college football fans who consider themselves the arbiters of Jesus' will on Earth must always be consulted.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:54 pm to A Lite
Dude you didn't see the star in the sky after the natty last year? Tua is Jesus chief.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:56 pm to JesusQuintana
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Thank you for asking. I’ve got Tua Tugjobviolin in this particular match
You win the thread.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:58 pm to A Lite
Is Tua a Mormon or Christian?
Posted on 11/27/18 at 4:59 pm to LewDawg
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A see a split.
Post some pix of it. All images I have found, so far, she has clothes on.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 5:00 pm to A Lite
God doesn't care who wins...so probably Tagovailoa because he is more talented
Posted on 11/27/18 at 5:01 pm to Mr. Elvert
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Is Tua a Mormon or Christian?
I'm not sure but I do know Mormons believe in the second coming.
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 11/27/18 at 5:01 pm to Mr. Elvert
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Is Tua a Mormon or Christian?
Not a mormon
Posted on 11/27/18 at 5:02 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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What is this Samson and the baby?
I'm going to assume this was on purpose.
Posted on 11/27/18 at 5:09 pm to JesusQuintana
lmao
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 5:11 pm
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