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Which SEC is most "galvanized" for this weekend?
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:50 pm
Who's most "us against the world!" as Saturday approaches?
My top three:
1. With the entire world against Sark/Arch and their flippant attitude toward Holly Rowe, Texas will come together in a wave of collective pride and fury, riding this fever pitch to take down the mighty UTSA, against all odds.
2. Georgia - slighted by nobody but themselves talking about their RB getting lots of yards on few carries against Tennessee State and Western Kentucky - will dig deep find the camaraderie to defeat the great Arkansas, just as David slayed Goliath.
3. In the face of great disrespect - treated as a team that almost was until their coach left - Ole Miss will congeal and rise to the occasion this weekend to lose to LSU 38-17.
Honorable mention(s): Auburn and Florida. As the whole world looks to us and screams "neither of you can summit to 7-5 or 8-4," brotherhood in the locker room will be at all time highs; one will remain, victorious, and find themselves at #22 or #23 for a week or so before resting comfortably in "also receiving votes".
My top three:
1. With the entire world against Sark/Arch and their flippant attitude toward Holly Rowe, Texas will come together in a wave of collective pride and fury, riding this fever pitch to take down the mighty UTSA, against all odds.
2. Georgia - slighted by nobody but themselves talking about their RB getting lots of yards on few carries against Tennessee State and Western Kentucky - will dig deep find the camaraderie to defeat the great Arkansas, just as David slayed Goliath.
3. In the face of great disrespect - treated as a team that almost was until their coach left - Ole Miss will congeal and rise to the occasion this weekend to lose to LSU 38-17.
Honorable mention(s): Auburn and Florida. As the whole world looks to us and screams "neither of you can summit to 7-5 or 8-4," brotherhood in the locker room will be at all time highs; one will remain, victorious, and find themselves at #22 or #23 for a week or so before resting comfortably in "also receiving votes".
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:51 pm to jonnyanony
So much effort for so little humor
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:51 pm to Sun God
I spent 37 days straight doing it, with almost no rest. My only goal was that you, specifically, would find it humorous :(
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:53 pm to jonnyanony
Maybe try 50 days next time
Posted on 9/15/26 at 10:54 pm to Sun God
I feel like you're galvanizing against me here.
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:06 pm to jonnyanony
You gotta think South Carolina is pretty tired of all the pub that a qb with 4 career starts is getting
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:11 pm to jonnyanony
I smirked
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:19 pm to jonnyanony
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2. Georgia - slighted by nobody but themselves talking about their RB getting lots of yards on few carries against Tennessee State and Western Kentucky
Talking about the quarterbck having twice as many touchdown passes as incompletions is the one I've been hearing.
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:21 pm to jonnyanony
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Which SEC is most "galvanized" for this weekend?
Between the Southeastern Conference and the Securities and Exchange Commission?
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:23 pm to jonnyanony
Damn, you suck at this.
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:24 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:34 pm to geauxbrown
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Damn, you suck at this.
Chime in with your pick on who's most galvanized. Show me how it's done.
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:41 pm to jonnyanony
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Chime in with your pick on who's most galvanized. Show me how it's done
Galvanized?
WTF?
LMAO
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:45 pm to jonnyanony
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I feel like you're galvanizing against me here
That line was much funnier than that word salad novel you typed out earlier.
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:47 pm to LSUgrad88
Thanks!
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:51 pm to LSUgrad88
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That line was much funnier than that word salad novel you typed out earlier.
I wonder if OP is that unfunny Ozempic user guy who does the SEC skits every week?
Seems like similar attempts at humor.
Posted on 9/15/26 at 11:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
Yeah I'm that guy.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:06 am to jonnyanony
I thought it was a lot more clever than most of the shite posted here. Dry humor doesn’t appeal to the shock and awe crowd. Keep throwing the em out there and you’ll fine your audience.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:20 am to jonnyanony
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:39 am to jonnyanony
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galvanized
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