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What SEC stadium has the nicest toilets and has the softest toilet paper?

Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:23 pm
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:23 pm
My vote is Ole Miss. Ole Miss uses angel soft and has replaced the toilets 2 years ago using gel coated toilet seats.

Worst is Auburn same toilets from the 70's and John Wayne toilet paper.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:24 pm to
I don't use toilet paper.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10770 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:27 pm to
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Ole Miss uses angel soft


Y'all have like 10k capacity. Larger stadiums would clog up with that quilted two ply luxurious shite. Might be rubbing off on that defense of yours.

Get some of that sandpaper. It works better and it's cheaper.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47644 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:29 pm to
I don’t think I’ve ever taken a shite in a stadium and don’t really know why it would happen to a person more than once or twice
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19074 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:31 pm to
It's all trough here. Don't come to Lexvegas gun-shy baws.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23752 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:33 pm to
A bidet or bust
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21105 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

It's all trough here. Don't come to Lexvegas gun-shy baws.


Y’all shite in a trough? The last trough is getting taken out of Neyland with the current upgrades.
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
3510 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
According to our fat arse rivals apparently a bench doesn't provide them enough room. I can only imagine those mouth breather uga and alabama fans on a plane. As far as restrooms go we still have a trough pisser last time I was there
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20699 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:57 pm to
I love Death Valley but we won't win this
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 4:59 pm to
I've done a better version of this thread- just saying
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:00 pm to
In Kentucky, the horses are more sophisticated than the people
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11160 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:00 pm to
I shite once in the morning and that's it. You need to work on your body control.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:06 pm to
Moonshine tears my belly up.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:07 pm to
We use to have sandpaper Freeze changed that for 5 star recruits.
This post was edited on 8/29/21 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:09 pm to
Unless you are a woman, I don't want to know how you come to that conclusion.
Posted by Texaggie96
Member since Dec 2018
1381 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:16 pm to
Not sure what's more disturbing. That OP lacks bowel control to avoid shitting at a stadium, or that he hunts them for soft toilet paper.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 5:31 pm to
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TheFourHorsemen


You currently have 4 threads on the first page. Bored?
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 6:14 pm to
Yes very board the liquor stores are closed due to the Hurricane and I can't go fish or beach watch milfs.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 6:18 pm to
Hey thanks for counting. Go Rebs. Beat State.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19074 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Y’all shite in a trough? The last trough is getting taken out of Neyland with the current upgrades.
lmao. I was being facetious. We haven't had the troughs in 20 yrs. Tennessee still uses them at the Erector Set? JFC guys.
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