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re: What SEC football coach would likely succumb to the Coronavirus.

Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
16444 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:22 pm to
Certainly not Coach O.

Shot gunning Red Bulls all day long is a known defense against COVID-19.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17553 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:31 pm to
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I am constantly amazed at the level of moron that visits this place.


Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19372 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:48 pm to
Don't start tanking Rant threads seriously now.



Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:52 pm to
Coach, your thoughts on hookers and blow?

Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7279 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:55 pm to
Ima go with Kiffin. He’s exchanging bodily fluids with half the women in Lafayette County MS.
Posted by The Shed
Member since Mar 2019
816 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:09 pm to
Me too, that's why you should GTFO
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:17 pm to
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I'm going with Saban.


I'm guessing Saban will be okay. He probably has multiple analysts working on contingency plans as we speak.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9594 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:24 pm to
Already being quarantined.

Posted by CalDawg
Member since Aug 2016
1591 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 6:17 pm to
muLLLen.

Last year, he showed up to a press conference with a bandaid on his forehead. He walked into a glass door. Combine that talent with his wife kissing all those players before every game or whatever & that dude’s absolutely getting CoVD.
Posted by PorkDawg
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
5103 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 6:24 pm to
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There is no way that Mike Leech believes in vaccines, or modern medicine. He is toast.


Or... he’s an evil genius that saw the pandemic coming and got the frick away from Washington right before it. The world my never know.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26075 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 6:36 pm to
There is no disease with enough nuts to mess with the south and especially the SEC.

So the only answer would be Drinkwitch.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:02 pm to
Whoever is the oldest
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:19 pm to
Probably that cripple that almost got killed by Jimbo’s nephew.
Posted by reggieray420
Member since Dec 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 9:06 pm to
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fourty
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 9:09 pm to
Jimbo Fisher is a loser.
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