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re: What kind of character is your coach at the bar?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am to GhostofCrowell
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am to GhostofCrowell
When Nick Saban goes to the bar he has a plan. He drinks beer until about 10PM. At that point he stops just holding his beer bottle so it doesn't look like he is sobering up. This way in a couple hours he is able to drive. He was able to talk to girls with his earlier drunk and he asks them if they want to go back to his place cause he redboxed "The Notebook". The girl is obviously gullible cause that's the kind of chicks Saban goes for and totally thinks they are gonna go watch the Notebook.
Luckily Saban had an extra redbox sleeve and an actual copy of the Notebook, but they never get more than 5 minutes in before he brings out the trouser snake.
Les is the crazy drunk guy that still get's girls. They all talk about hooking up with Les cause he has a 10" cock.
Luckily Saban had an extra redbox sleeve and an actual copy of the Notebook, but they never get more than 5 minutes in before he brings out the trouser snake.
Les is the crazy drunk guy that still get's girls. They all talk about hooking up with Les cause he has a 10" cock.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:28 am
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:27 am to TTsTowel
he also steals Les's toy because he likes it better.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:27 am to SouthOfSouth
Gus Malzahn goes to the bar... He proceeds to say, "I want a blue motherfricker, motherfricker."
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:28 am to NIH
Sumlin knows the bouncer so he's able to get in and then he proceeds to carpet bomb every 7.5+ white girl
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:28 am to Patton
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Shut Up!!
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:30 am to TreyAnastasio
not a coach but you know Eli is there being cute, but silly
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:31 am to NIH
Saban is the guy demanding excellence out of the bartender. It better be the best damn drink he's ever had.
Then, he climbs off kiffin's shoulders, beats les miles in a game of pool (les hits in the 8 ball accidentally and claims, "shite, I thought I was stripes") and recruits the baddest bitch at the bar to come home with him.
Then, he climbs off kiffin's shoulders, beats les miles in a game of pool (les hits in the 8 ball accidentally and claims, "shite, I thought I was stripes") and recruits the baddest bitch at the bar to come home with him.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:31 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Spurrier hits up RC to meet up with him
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:35 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Spurrier is the guy who get's shite faced, macks on the bartender's girl, and gets thrown out the bar, only to get thrown out again as he climbs the fence and tries to make his way back in.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:37 am to NIH
Spurrier mistakenly carries his drinks out of the bar regularly
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:38 am to NIH
Freeze is the guy outside the bar thumping a bible telling everyone they are going to hell
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:41 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Kiffin pretends to pass out on the way home so his friends have to carry him and tuck him in.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:47 am to NIH
Mullen- guy always trying to one up your story at the bar. only drinks Heineken.
Freeze- guy who just sits at the bar the whole time and never really moves around. Drinks light beer and watches games on tv the whole time.
Miles- the guy buying shots every 5 minutes hitting on every 5/10 or better that walks through the door.
Bert- drank a handle of rum at the pregame. never made it to the bar. Passed out before his pizza delivery made it to his house.
Muschamp- got kicked out of the bar for talking shite to some random guy that said hello to his girl. proceeds to kick over trashcans and punch things on his walk home.
Spurrier- finds the hottest girls at the bar and schemes with kiffin on how to convince them to come to their late night.
Gus- guy at the bar with the uncontrollably drunk girl. Has to leave early and fireman carry her home.
Butch Jones- follows nick saban around the bar the whole night and pops into circles of people but never really says anything.
Saban- grinds on every freshman he can on the dance floor. Always has a drink in each hand. "I know the owner of the bar" is his favorite pickup line.
Sumlin- spends the entire pregame trying to get that one friend (Mark Richt) who never parties to come out. Convinced him to go out but Richt bails on him by 11:30.
Stoops- guy that always brings something extra to the bar because alcohol isn't enough for him anymore.
Pinkel- The guy who always gets hammered at the bar but is always "good enough to drive"
Freeze- guy who just sits at the bar the whole time and never really moves around. Drinks light beer and watches games on tv the whole time.
Miles- the guy buying shots every 5 minutes hitting on every 5/10 or better that walks through the door.
Bert- drank a handle of rum at the pregame. never made it to the bar. Passed out before his pizza delivery made it to his house.
Muschamp- got kicked out of the bar for talking shite to some random guy that said hello to his girl. proceeds to kick over trashcans and punch things on his walk home.
Spurrier- finds the hottest girls at the bar and schemes with kiffin on how to convince them to come to their late night.
Gus- guy at the bar with the uncontrollably drunk girl. Has to leave early and fireman carry her home.
Butch Jones- follows nick saban around the bar the whole night and pops into circles of people but never really says anything.
Saban- grinds on every freshman he can on the dance floor. Always has a drink in each hand. "I know the owner of the bar" is his favorite pickup line.
Sumlin- spends the entire pregame trying to get that one friend (Mark Richt) who never parties to come out. Convinced him to go out but Richt bails on him by 11:30.
Stoops- guy that always brings something extra to the bar because alcohol isn't enough for him anymore.
Pinkel- The guy who always gets hammered at the bar but is always "good enough to drive"
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:48 am to olemissfan26
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Bert- drank a handle of rum at the pregame. never made it to the bar. Passed out before his pizza delivery made it to his house.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:53 am to NIH
I have to admit in college Jimmy John's stopped delivering to me because of a few incidents like that
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:55 am to SouthOfSouth
Saban knows the owner of the bar so the bouncers protect him.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:57 am to NIH
NIH: best off season thread 
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:57 am to beaver
I've had to front money multiple times to Hungry Howie's Pizza b/c people passed out and I didn't want to get our house banned. 
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:58 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:57 am to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:59 am to NIH
Nick Saban loses drinking game to Les Miles, demands a rematch, proceeds to defeat Les Miles in the final drinking game after he is already trashed, and Nick Saban declares himself champion.
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