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What kind of character is your coach at the bar?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:10 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:10 am
Example:
Muffin- Gets to the bar at 1:30, hits on drunkest & hottest chick he sees, proceeds to stike out with 3-4 more chicks and goes home with the softball team's 1st baseman.
Example: Bert- Makes sure his friends don't go home with a random girl and when they're close he demands to go to Taco Bell. He'll cry if he has to.
Muffin- Gets to the bar at 1:30, hits on drunkest & hottest chick he sees, proceeds to stike out with 3-4 more chicks and goes home with the softball team's 1st baseman.
Example: Bert- Makes sure his friends don't go home with a random girl and when they're close he demands to go to Taco Bell. He'll cry if he has to.
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:11 am to NIH
The douche who is always correcting people's stories.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:11 am to NIH
Gus Malzahn creates some formula for an alcoholic beverage that makes all da bitches luv him.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:13 am to NIH
Gus comes up with the strategy for meeting the girls
Right when they call last call he takes home the finest broad in the bar
Then he takes her to WH in the morning
Right when they call last call he takes home the finest broad in the bar
Then he takes her to WH in the morning
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:13 am to NIH
les is the drunk at the bar that everyone dares to do stupid shite. Les of course does it
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:13 am to NIH
Les is the guy who swoops in when you're about to close the deal with a solid 6 and takes her home.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:15 am to heartbreakTiger
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les is the drunk at the bar that everyone dares to do stupid shite. Les of course does it
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:15 am to craigbiggio
Les is more like he shows up with the hottest girl in the bar but does something drunk and stupid so she leaves him and he has to settle for 2nd or 3rd hottest.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:15 am to beaver
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Right when they call last call he takes home the craziest broad in the bar
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:15 am to craigbiggio
Les is the guy who takes mat shots and chugs Three Wisemen then ends up being carried out by bouncers.
Lane Kiffin is the guy who waves to the other side of the bar pretending someone is waving back.
Lane Kiffin is the guy who waves to the other side of the bar pretending someone is waving back.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:16 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:16 am to TreyAnastasio
Shut Up!!
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:16 am to craigbiggio
Richt isn't at the bar
Hugh Freeze is playing banjo in the band on stage
Muschamp is that douche who is bumping into people trying to start a fight
Spurrier is piss hammered and hitting on 18 year olds
Derek Mason was racially profiled and not let in the bar
Hugh Freeze is playing banjo in the band on stage
Muschamp is that douche who is bumping into people trying to start a fight
Spurrier is piss hammered and hitting on 18 year olds
Derek Mason was racially profiled and not let in the bar
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:16 am to heartbreakTiger
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Les is more like he shows up with the hottest girl in the bar but does something drunk and stupid so she leaves him and he has to settle for 2nd or 3rd hottest.
Hence why he is walking out the door with your girl
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:17 am to TTsTowel
Gus: is the type that hangs out all night just waiting for last call. The second before the lights come on he catches someone else's girl and takes her to the house.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:17 am to NIH
Lane is the guy who is yelling shite at some dude across the bar while telling his friends to hold him back. Then he pukes.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:18 am to NIH
Richt is the DD of course
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:18 am to NIH
Designated driver
Eta- Ghost
Eta- Ghost
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:18 am to NIH
Real talk I have just about completely forgotten Bert's name is actually Bret. Thanks, The Rant.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:18 am to beaver
Sumlin and Mason had to go to the grown folks lounge
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:19 am to Crowknowsbest
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Crowknowsbest
great crows think alike
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