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What is the best pickup line when hitting on mizzou cheerleaders ?

Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:14 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12631 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:14 am
Might be useful for hog players this week. Serious talent with the mizzou golden girls





we might not score on the field but we will score with your women
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 10:38 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:15 am to


Got any meth?
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:15 am to
Oink Oink
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:16 am to
I told my brother to go ask a mizzou fan to come to the bathroom for a line of meth, and pretend we are cousins.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18156 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Got any meth?
you took mine
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12119 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:16 am to
Hey cousin
Posted by crimsonuatide
Member since Jul 2017
1655 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:16 am to
Which one of you girl's shite was used for the swastika?
Posted by Bbobalou
Where the action is.
Member since Oct 2012
5105 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:17 am to
Come sit on daddy’s lap.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:30 am to
" do use guys like Michael Sam, or Poop swastikas, or the Cardinals?"
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Got any meth?

quote:

you took mine

And a few hundred more
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1338 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:33 am to
quote:

What is the best pickup line when hitting on mizzou cheerleaders ?



Do you have any brothers?
Posted by Snizzzo
Stankonia
Member since Oct 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:43 am to
How's it going, eh? Want to grab a poutine and a couple of Molsens, maybe watch the Winnipeg game while listening to some Gordon Lightfoot?



Get it?




Get it?



Because they're yankees...?
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:44 am to
Hay sister!
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Guys

Gayyyyyyyy.gif
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10892 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:08 am to
“You wanna go to a protest with me Monday?”
Posted by uga471434
Woodstock
Member since May 2018
452 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:14 am to
"Feminism is a joke"

You might not get laid, but it'll make them scream
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10912 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:16 am to
Wanna come see my safe space?
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9620 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Wanna come see my safe space?


Posted by Cockblockmotumbo
Punchadick, MS
Member since Oct 2018
126 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:27 am to
You’ll have to go through me first.
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