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What is guaranteed to rustle the collective jimmies of your fanbase?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:59 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:59 am
Alabama - Kick Six, Cam Newton in 2010, Current Losing "Streak", Arguing about how many NC we actually have, Lane Kiffin, Chest Tats, Sidewalk Fans, NFL busts.
Arkansas - Bert
Auburn - Little Brother, Cam Newton Pay-for-Play/ATPB, Malzahn's offensive system, Very insecure about how other SEC schools perceive them, Stiff Dew, Trees.
Ole Miss- Anything negative about the Nkemdiche brothers, not declaring last years recruiting class the greatest the SEC has ever seen, basically the same guy as Dan Mullen
Miss State - Grinding, Cowbells, Worst football facilities and campus in the West, Speaking negative about Dak
LSU - proclaiming that LF is not the second coming, Tiger Stadium is not the best atmosphere in CFB, saying Saban is responsible to LSU's success, habitual 10 win seasons, 21-0.
Texas A&M - proclaiming that Manziel is/was not the second coming, Manziel never won anything, Sumlin is the 4th best coach in the West, SEC would have rather had UT.
Florida - Muschamp, just speaking about UF's offense, proclaiming VHIII is not the best CB in the SEC, Urban Meyer, Manziel and Cam were better than Tebow
UGA- Proclaiming Gurley is not the second coming, Mark Richt, Bobo isn't the best OC in the SEC, preseason hype, habitual 10 win seasons, biggest SEC underachiever.
South Carolina - little brother to Clemson, Spurrier has never had a dominant QB despite being an offensive genius, terrible football history, will be irrelevant when Spurrier leaves.
UT- irrelevant, Kiffin, Rocky Block, Peyton Manning couldn't win the ship, Knoxville is a dump.
Mizzou - We didn't want you in the SEC, nobody knows any of your players, DGB is now at Oklahoma, you got your arse handed to you in the SECCG.
Kentucky - Calipari, who cares.
Vandy- James Franklin, who cares.
Arkansas - Bert
Auburn - Little Brother, Cam Newton Pay-for-Play/ATPB, Malzahn's offensive system, Very insecure about how other SEC schools perceive them, Stiff Dew, Trees.
Ole Miss- Anything negative about the Nkemdiche brothers, not declaring last years recruiting class the greatest the SEC has ever seen, basically the same guy as Dan Mullen
Miss State - Grinding, Cowbells, Worst football facilities and campus in the West, Speaking negative about Dak
LSU - proclaiming that LF is not the second coming, Tiger Stadium is not the best atmosphere in CFB, saying Saban is responsible to LSU's success, habitual 10 win seasons, 21-0.
Texas A&M - proclaiming that Manziel is/was not the second coming, Manziel never won anything, Sumlin is the 4th best coach in the West, SEC would have rather had UT.
Florida - Muschamp, just speaking about UF's offense, proclaiming VHIII is not the best CB in the SEC, Urban Meyer, Manziel and Cam were better than Tebow
UGA- Proclaiming Gurley is not the second coming, Mark Richt, Bobo isn't the best OC in the SEC, preseason hype, habitual 10 win seasons, biggest SEC underachiever.
South Carolina - little brother to Clemson, Spurrier has never had a dominant QB despite being an offensive genius, terrible football history, will be irrelevant when Spurrier leaves.
UT- irrelevant, Kiffin, Rocky Block, Peyton Manning couldn't win the ship, Knoxville is a dump.
Mizzou - We didn't want you in the SEC, nobody knows any of your players, DGB is now at Oklahoma, you got your arse handed to you in the SECCG.
Kentucky - Calipari, who cares.
Vandy- James Franklin, who cares.
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 10:19 am
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:00 am to BamaDoc14
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LSU - proclaiming that LF is not the second coming, Tiger Stadium is not the best atmosphere in CFB, saying Saban is responsible to LSU's success
THESE ARE ALL LIES!!!!!
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:01 am to BamaDoc14
i think cam, depending on how it's used, works for most of those teams listed.
I'd add being called sidewalk alum for bama and trees for auburn.
I'd add being called sidewalk alum for bama and trees for auburn.
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:01 am to BamaDoc14
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21-0.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:02 am to BamaDoc14
DP
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:02 am to BamaDoc14
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Miss State - Grinding, Cowbells, Worst football facilities
I guess lies would definitely rustle many people's jimmiesThis post was edited on 7/15/14 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:03 am to BamaDoc14
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proclaiming that Manziel is/was not the second coming, Manziel never won anything, Sumlin is the 4th best coach in the West, SEC would have rather had UT.
Meh, you almost got close with the last one.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:05 am to BamaDoc14
The majority of bama season ticket holders didn't even attend bama
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 10:06 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:06 am to BamaDoc14
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Proclaiming Gurley is not the second coming
???
He's the best RB in america...whatever other people want to say is fine.
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Mark Richt
huh? Are you just naming anything UGA related you can?
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Bobo isn't the best OC in the SEC preseason hype
english
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habitual 10 win seasons
not a bad thing to be known for
I'm not going to tell you the real answers.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:06 am to BamaDoc14
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Auburn - Little Brother, Cam Newton Pay-for-Play/ATPB, Malzahn's offensive system, Very insecure about how other SEC schools perceive them.
honestly there are better options than these. We embrace the little bro role, we laugh at the ATPBers, Gus' offense obviously works very well
maybe the last one could be true
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:08 am to BamaDoc14
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Alabama - Kick Six, Cam Newton in 2010, Current Losing "Streak", Arguing about how many NC we actually have, Lane Kiffin.
Sidewalk fans, chest tats, NFL busts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:10 am to WG_Dawg
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WG_Dawg
you just got rustled
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:10 am to BamaDoc14
Arguing the number of national championships and Cam are GUARANTEED to get rustles. The others are hit and miss.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:13 am to craigbiggio
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Sidewalk fans, chest tats, NFL busts
Meh, NFL busts yes because for the most part we have the same % of busts as other schools, we just have had way more picks in the past few years so quantity wise, we do have more. The other two I could care less about.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:15 am to BamaDoc14
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The other two I could care less about.
Exactly
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:16 am to BamaDoc14
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Texas A&M - proclaiming that Manziel is/was not the second coming, Manziel never won anything, Sumlin is the 4th best coach in the West, SEC would have rather had UT.
Not even close, but I'm definitely not helping correct your list
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:17 am to BamaDoc14
Most of those are pretty good, but Georgia is widely perceived to be the most underachieving football program in the SEC. That is probably what their fans are most fans defensive about
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:18 am to BamaDoc14
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Cam Newton Pay-for-Play/ATPB
We laugh at this.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:18 am to Projectpat
Confusing "cheer practice" with "yell practice" will certainly rustle aggy jimmies
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:19 am to BamaDoc14
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The other two I could care less about.
So you do care.
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