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re: what is a land shark?

Posted on 10/16/13 at 8:37 am to
Posted by DingDongEddieStrong
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Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 8:37 am to
"You're that vicious LANDSHARK, aren't you!?"

"Um...I'm just a dolphin, Ma'am."


"Oh. Okay, come on in."
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 8:42 am to
quote:

I recall a landshark from the 70s or 80s on Sat Night Live.


70s, Garrick Morris inspired by the book/movie Jaws complete with the music and it was classic. The landshark would try to fool you by saying "pizza man" and, well, I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere.
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 8:43 am to
quote:

I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere.


I linked to one earlier with Gilda.

My favorite was the one with Laraine Newman, but I couldn't find a video of that one.
Posted by Lagrange Gator
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 8:55 am to
RebelBearSharks? SharkyRebelBears? I am sooo confused. How about just plain old OLE PISS?

Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 9:01 am to
quote:

I linked to one earlier with Gilda.

My favorite was the one with Laraine Newman, but I couldn't find a video of that one.


I remember that one - that was the pizza man one. He eats her by the couch. Big picture window in the background.

Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 9:15 am to
Jesus
Posted by Foolish cock
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 9:15 am to
quote:

pizza man


Also would try:
"Taxi's waiting"
"Candy gram"
Posted by cjared036
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 11:28 pm to
Watching Any Given Sunday tonight and Now think that Willie Beaman may have invited this move.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
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Posted on 10/16/13 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

invited this move.


How does one invite a move?
Posted by Gallant_Gringo
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 12:52 am to
Posted by Tigerlaff
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Posted on 10/17/13 at 1:40 am to
That is an awesome story. Wish that guy was still around. There's no way he wouldn't have made a roster somewhere. The Landshark!


/respectfuldickride


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