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What does one wear to a boat race?
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:02 pm
Hey y’all, there’s a boat race this Saturday at BHG Stadium. Kinda odd since it’s football season, but still gotta support the team!
I seen that when they do it over in England with schools like Oxford and Cambridge you wear blazers and slacks. Is that customary here in the US? I feel like it’s too hot over here.
Kinda lost here, so any help is appreciated!
I seen that when they do it over in England with schools like Oxford and Cambridge you wear blazers and slacks. Is that customary here in the US? I feel like it’s too hot over here.
Kinda lost here, so any help is appreciated!
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Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:09 pm to AshleySchaeffer
That blazer is gonna look kind of strange with those jorts. If I were you I stick with the Orange wife beater tee to go with those jorts. Don’t forget the “We’re #1 foam finger”. And BTW that mullet would look better if you’d ease up on the Brillcream
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:11 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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I seen that when they do it over in England with schools like Oxford and Cambridge you wear blazers and slacks. Is that customary here in the US?
In SEC country, women wear low-cut tank tops that expose cleavage when participating in a boat race.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:13 pm to TN Dawg2
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In SEC country, women wear low-cut tank tops that expose cleavage when participating in a boat race.
They also jump up and down a lot.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:33 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Wear the same thing Danny Noonan wore on Caddyshack. You'll look great.
This post was edited on 9/20/21 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 9/20/21 at 6:54 pm to TinGym
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Caddyshack
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:36 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Better dud up if you want to outshine the Vol Navy.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:03 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:23 pm to AshleySchaeffer
So a boat walks into a bar. The bartender asks the boat what'll it have. The boat replies I'm sorry I shouldn't be in here I'm a aquaholic.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:41 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Jorts?
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:46 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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What does one wear to a boat race?
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:54 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:58 pm to AshleySchaeffer
who are you playing?
Posted on 9/20/21 at 9:11 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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What does one wear to a boat race?
Posted on 9/20/21 at 9:12 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Speedo
Posted on 9/20/21 at 9:43 pm to AshleySchaeffer
I would wear a life jacket.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 9:44 pm to AshleySchaeffer
If O's involved you'd better wear some boxing gloves.
Posted on 9/20/21 at 10:55 pm to AshleySchaeffer
A bib if she’s worth it
Posted on 9/20/21 at 10:58 pm to SaturdayNAthens
So what you're saying is he should wear football pads with spikes?
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