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Probably damaged with their own space junk.


Very possible. They are the dumbasses who launched a missile at one of their old satellites and created the largest field of space debris ever.

re: Tennis vs golf vs pickleball

Posted by LPTReb on 10/25/25 at 10:37 am to
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Can anyone explain why now, at least in America- tennis is looked at as some fru-fru country club sport, whereas golf- the ultimate country club sport- is not ?


Because you can drink while playing golf.
I may apply for Vappie’s old job.
Looks like we will see both Jurassic Park and Terminator in real life soon.

re: How many hole in 1's do you have?

Posted by LPTReb on 2/28/25 at 7:54 pm to
Been playing 30+ years. 9 index, zero aces. The closest I’ve ever come was on a drivable par 4 playing a 4-ball. Rolled up, centered the pin, and ended up about an inch from the lip. Would have been a pretty cool first hole in one.

re: Generator help needed.

Posted by LPTReb on 1/20/25 at 7:09 pm to
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New carb is cheap online.


This. For a part this cheap, it’s a lot easier to just replace rather than disassemble/clean/reassemble.

re: Generator help needed.

Posted by LPTReb on 1/20/25 at 7:05 pm to
Put a new carburetor on it. Just shooting carb cleaner into the bowl isn’t going to get out the residue from 4 year old gas.

re: So what did we learn today

Posted by LPTReb on 9/22/24 at 8:17 am to
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Brian Kelly is still throwing players under the bus


Better than on top of a scissor lift I guess.
The counter snipers were there to make sure the shooter couldn’t talk afterward.
Because they have women with 3 boobs.

re: Best train wreck ever.....

Posted by LPTReb on 5/3/24 at 9:36 pm to
I thought this was going to be a thread about Britney Spears.
The number one rule of gun safety is “Be absolutely sure you have identified your target beyond any doubt. Equally important, be aware of the area beyond your target.” I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect cops to abide by that rule. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect anyone who picks up a gun to abide by that rule. They made the choice to assume that responsibility, and they have to live with the consequences of their actions, just like anyone else would.
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bloodshot eyes, erratic behavior, and there was a lingering scent of alcohol present


All subjective opinions of a biased observer. None are actual evidence that a crime has been committed. No evidence = no crime.
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makes you fat, depressed and want to kill yourself.


I thought pregnancy did that?
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To the Nike factory with you comrade


Fixed it for you.
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Hmmmm...something seems incorrect here.


I’m guessing that the NYC metropolitan statistical area includes suburbs in neighboring states.
I’ve had the same Case trapper since I was a kid. Damn good knife. It doesn’t lock, but they make other models that do.
One of the fastest runners I knew had three toes missing from a 3 wheeler wreck. Looked funny as hell when he would get out of the pool and leave footprints on the concrete.