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What does a tornado and a divorce in Auburn have in common?

Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71141 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:30 am
No matter which happens, someone is losing a trailer

Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:31 am to
No one has heard that one before
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3213 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:32 am to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71141 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:32 am to
Fk off. This thread isnt for you.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:32 am to
I chuckled. I like to ride in my truck and Auburn sucks!
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 10:33 am
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:38 am to
What does a football game against Colorado State and a football game against North Texas have in common?

No matter which happens, Arkansas is losing.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:39 am to
As Tusca says- frick AUBURN.

We still gonnna die, but frick them so hard it tickles their throats which are filled with LSU's semen.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19125 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:40 am to
quote:

What do a tornado and a divorce in Auburn have in common?



Both are better than living in Arkansas?





ETA...grammar correction in OP quote.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 12:26 pm
Posted by majoredinwhitehorse
lower alabama
Member since Nov 2016
803 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:55 am to
If you’re going to repeat very old jokes, do it at your family reunion. Unless, you’re too busy trying to pick up women.
Posted by BarkRuffalo
Boston, MA
Member since Feb 2014
1206 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:17 am to
quote:

repeat very old jokes

quote:

your family reunion trying to pick up women


Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:19 am to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71141 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:27 am to
Here Aubie, I got you

Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:35 am to
What's going to happen to the hogs when they play Auburn Saturday?


Their arse going to get BOARed out by Gus.
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:44 am to
Chad "Great Value Gus" is going to need a ride in a Hambulance after this game.
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:51 am to
He will need Oink-ment for his wounds.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Oink-ment


That's new, +1.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24691 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:54 am to
quote:

momentoftruth87


You live in Arkansas. No joke necessary.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18190 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:56 am to
Retry this again with the slinky joke.

__________ fans are like slinkys, completely useless but rather amusing when you push them down the stairs.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71141 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:57 am to
Don't live there famb.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17273 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

momentoftruth87
Your heart isn't really in this, is it?

I totally understand.
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