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Posted on 2/22/25 at 3:35 pm to southpawcock
Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas are all pits.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 4:34 pm to 3down10
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Florida: Live here and don't plan on moving currently. No income tax, good weather and I can legally smoke weed. Also, much more common sense laws.
Missouri: Kind of a colder and flatter Mississippi.
Florida
Missouri

Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:23 pm to borotiger
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There are mountains all over Arizona but, of course, cities are in the flat areas, just like every state.
I spent 5 years in Phoenix. It's no where near "like every other city/state".
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:29 pm to 3down10
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I spent 5 years in Phoenix.
I did too. I also lived in Denver and Los Angeles. They're both flat and next to mountains as well.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:31 pm to 3down10
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Does Arizona have higher elevation and all those "mountains" than say Alabama or Mississippi? Yes, 100%. Is the experience in Alabama or Mississippi anywhere near as "flat" as Arizona? Hell no. Arizona has a flatness to it that can't be matched. Flattest state I've ever lived in.
This is beyond bizarre...
I guess you never noticed Camelback Mountain of the South Mountains when you lived in Phoenix.
Trying to claim that Arizona is flatter than Mississippi is even sillier than claiming that Missouri is flatter than Mississippi.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:33 pm to Mizz-SEC
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Florida
Hurricanes aren't that bad unless you are near the eye. They look big on the map, but the damage is centered around the eye and you have plenty of time to evacuate if needed. I went through 3 of them last year and got pretty lucky with all 3 barely missing me.
The straight line storms the rest of the southeast and midwest get are much worse. Not to mention the ice and shite.
It was 70 degrees today.
Sorry, but weather is not in favor of Missouri.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:38 pm to Gunga Din
Northern Arizona is anything but flat.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:40 pm to KCM0Tiger
Hey Misery fan. You left out all the rusted trailers, ugly views and toothless homegrown hillbillies I’ve seen on all my trips to your state. Don’t know where you took these photos but I’d didn’t see anything resembling these scenes on my trips there. And I’ve been there several times.
Misery isn’t a place I or most of the SEC fans enjoy visiting. You aren’t a good fit for the SEC.
Misery isn’t a place I or most of the SEC fans enjoy visiting. You aren’t a good fit for the SEC.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:42 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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You aren’t a good fit for the SEC.

Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:52 pm to Gunga Din
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This is beyond bizarre...
I guess you never noticed Camelback Mountain of the South Mountains when you lived in Phoenix.
Trying to claim that Arizona is flatter than Mississippi is even sillier than claiming that Missouri is flatter than Mississippi.
The mountains are the backdrop, not where you generally go on a daily basis unless you are a hiker or something.
Unless you are leaving the city and heading north/northeast you are pretty much never going to drive up a hill, much less a mountain. I bet I drove up a mountain/hill less than 20 times. Usually it would be because I was traveling and leaving the area. The city is easy to travel as a result, however it's spread out and can take over an hour to drive from 1 side to the other.
Most places have little rolling hills and such of different bits. Yeah the inclines and such in a place like Miss aren't extreme, however they are constantly up and down. Where as when you get to phoenix area, only at the base of a mountain is it really like that. The rest is flat because the area is an ancient dried up lake bed.
And it's flatter than Mississippi and that is what was notable.
If you just want to look at things like the mountains, the Grand Canyon and so forth ok. But again, my experience from living there was that I drove and lived on the flattest land possible every single day. Unless you want to count the on and off ramps of the interstate.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:57 pm to 3down10
I understand where you're coming from (I lived in NW PHX for a few years, in addition to FLG and Sierra Vista), but the MS Delta is flatter than Taylor Swift's arse.
This post was edited on 2/22/25 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 2/22/25 at 5:58 pm to borotiger
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I did too. I also lived in Denver and Los Angeles. They're both flat and next to mountains as well.
They aren't that flat for that big of an area.
That would be like calling San Jose flat because it's in a valley.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:04 pm to SaturdayNAthens
Dude, Georgia is teeming with white trash and thugs. Know when to keep quiet.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:09 pm to 3down10
Hurricanes aren't that bad unless you live near the eye? You need to take a drive thru large parts of south and central Ga and SC. These areas are still recovering from that last storm. Not to mention the historic flooding this storm caused in Tenn and NC. Incredible damage and deaths occurred hundreds of miles from where the storm came ashore in Fla.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:12 pm to Faurot fodder
Oooh! Looks like the truth hit a nerve. I only reported what I personally saw on my trips to Misery. It wasn’t pretty.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:14 pm to SaturdayNAthens
I've driven through Georgia a few times to get to Florida. It's a decent place to take a shite.
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:16 pm to Arkaea79
He must've got lost and gone into Kansas. 
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Missouri is definitely not flat. Half the state is bluffs and rolling hills. Go north and it gets pretty flat in spots but anything south of Columbia is really hilly
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