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What coach or player or tRant poster would you like to hit with a pitch?

Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:39 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35739 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:39 am
I'd like to bean Jimbo Fisher square in the back with a 95 mph fastball





Wouldn't mind lulling That Willy Dick Move around with a swing too quickly and watching a slumping knuckleball graze him right in the nuts. Probably wouldn't do much damage though since I imagine his crotch is such a small target.
This post was edited on 5/1/21 at 7:43 am
Posted by TiderNAL
Member since Nov 2010
7187 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:40 am to
I’d like to see WillyT take one to the melon
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:41 am to
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I'd like to bean Jimbo Fisher square in the back with a 95 mph fastball
Frick dude
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
29961 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:42 am to
What ever you do, don’t hit Texag in the melon or Bama fans lose the tip.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9125 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:43 am to
Wouldn’t mind seeing Harbaugh receive some chin music.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49040 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:44 am to
Why does it look like it missed in that gif?
Posted by Trey gunk da funk
Member since Apr 2021
71 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:47 am to
I would line up all the bama posters and just get 5 pitching machines and laugh
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35739 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:48 am to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
49040 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:49 am to
That didn't miss.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
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Posted on 5/1/21 at 7:59 am to
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Harry Rex Vonner
You can’t do that to my baw

Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37436 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 8:19 am to
I don’t think many LSU fans here could get it to home plate
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
29961 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 8:21 am to
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I don’t think many LSU fans here could get it to home plate


At Sewell Thomas you get it at home plate and any other place you can take it.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:22 am to
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What coach or player or tRant poster would you like to hit with a pitch?


SummerOfGeorge

just because
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93606 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:27 am to
Sun God. I owe that fricker one.



Posted by Pig Lebowski
Venice
Member since May 2021
655 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:28 am to
Chad mother fricking Morris
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23710 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:30 am to
Anyone throwing at me had best understand that I will have a baseball bat in my hands and I will be coming toward the mound with bad intent if you're dumb enough to do it.

I've often wondered why guys in The Big Leagues haven't done this. Throw at someone with a near 100 MPH fastball and you are asking for whatever you get. Bring the weapon with you.

Every dog has his day and during Anti's pitching days I had a decent slider. Once in a great while you will snap one off that is a LOT better than your usual stuff and I did this to an a-hole I really didn't like in front of a lot of people. He hits the dirt the ump yells strike everyone laughs...damn life was good LOL
This post was edited on 5/1/21 at 10:39 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:36 am to
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CrimsonTideMD
Come on baw. SoG is far and away one of the best posters on this board regardless as to team affiliation.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52183 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:37 am to
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Anyone throwing at me had best understand that I will have a baseball bat in my hands and I will be coming toward the mound with bad intent if you're dumb enough to do it.


You're an old arse geriatric, no one is scared of that shite
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23710 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:42 am to
You can't be that stupid. You with nothing and me with a bat and you don't know how old I am...or am not.

Suffice it to say the manager will be calling the bullpen your day will be done. Running to the parking lot if nothing else.
This post was edited on 5/1/21 at 10:43 am
Posted by PubeCrab
Member since May 2014
830 posts
Posted on 5/1/21 at 10:44 am to
Anyone dumb enough to take a bat to another player on live tv will swiftly enjoy an assault charge and one hell of a suspension.
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