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Well Missouri, you guys have owned us as of late..............

Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:04 pm
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:04 pm
And unfortunately I think the trend continues Saturday night.

That's right. Coach Pinkel and company gonna take it to my Gators. Grier,VHII and the boys are coming off an emotional high and I don't think they are gonna be ready for the firestorm they are inevitably walking into. We've been good but it's mostly due to a series of fluke plays followed by another series of fluke plays ended by some other fluke plays.

Our offense led by Grier has vastly exceeded my expectations, but at some point a young team can hit a wall and that wall is the Missouri D Line. Those are some viscous dudes. Josh Augusta, Beckner, Harris. Man I kinda peed in my pants a little just typing those names. How bout dem backers too? Brothers is a wild man. Your defense coached up by Odom and Kuligowski are gonna tear into this young offense. They might hit Grier so hard is chest tat will show up on is back. POW!!!

Your highly talented freshman QB lock is something else. I really think he's going to find a way to beat that feisty Gator D. I watched his highlights from the USC game and the dude looks like he's got a SAM (military weapon not the peter puffer) launcher on his fricken should man. This is where his Heisman hype gets started. Eventually he's gonna win it and in such dominating fashion they are most likely gonna melt that bitch down and have it reformed to his likeness. 4 star? shite more like 4X4 star. And sadly it all starts with putting a clinic on dem Gatahs baby. Sucks for me. BAD.

And another thing. Ya'll been getting way too much disrespect. For real. Who cares if the East was supposedly down. That ain't yalls fault. You did what you had to do and won the East. Nobody can take that from yall. Be proud guys. Yall may come on here and write nasty things but I know you guys are really good people and you're hurting. You're hurting inside and I don't blame you. I wish I could come through the screen and hand you a Kleenex and lend a hug. Like Aretha Franklin said you just wants some RESPECT.

Pinkel just quietly goes about his bidness recruiting classes nobody pays attention to and then turns em into footballin machine animals. I like that.

With all that said I'm predicting a defensive struggle. Mizzou 21 Gators 17. The only way we have a chance is if we are a trap game for you guys and ya'll are looking ahead to Georgia.

So here's to your mostly likely win on Saturday! I'm out.
Posted by Futures Bleak
Member since Jun 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:05 pm to

Wait to be a pussy until the LSU game
Posted by MrGrind
Member since Oct 2015
513 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139831 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:06 pm to
Not bad. Not bad at all and probably fairly accurate.
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:12 pm to
Nah. We just neutered one of the best d lineman in the country.
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:14 pm to
Does anybody in America like you?
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41214 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:15 pm to
Meh, we had a good run.
Posted by mightysooner
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jun 2015
1252 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:16 pm to
If this post isn't a strong case for humility being over-rated as a virtue, I don't know what is.

At least exude some degree of confidence instead of waving your tighty-whities around on a stick and going full surrender monkey before they've played a down. Jesus....
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41214 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:17 pm to
What you don't get is a lot. He just put the whammy reverse mojo on their azzz!
Posted by DeboseKnows
Gainesville
Member since Dec 2012
1721 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:18 pm to
Even in games I know we are gonna win. I always say to everybody we are gonna lose. Idk why. It works.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139831 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:18 pm to
The goob you responded to is clueless and creepy.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 7:53 pm
Posted by mightysooner
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jun 2015
1252 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:19 pm to
What I "don't get" is why a gator fan would feel compelled to stoop to "reverse mojo". It didn't work for the french. Ask a German.
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:21 pm to
I've really enjoyed reading these weekly jinx write-ups, and admit I was actually looking forward to this week's installment.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:21 pm to
Nope!

Don't put that reverse voodoo bullshite on us!

I don't expect much of a game. I'm just hoping Florida doesn't hurt too many of our boys. Do they still do running clocks? We should just start the game with one if so.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41214 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:22 pm to
He seemed so mighty for a second there. Apologies to everyone else for treating him as an equal.
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:24 pm to
Why the anger? Oh yeah 24-14. Now go frick yourself in the a-hole with a mother frickin running chainsaw you waste of life.
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:24 pm to


this type of weakness and self doubt does not occur in the west ...
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:18 pm to
Florida gonna role mizzou. Bank on it
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:30 pm to
role.
Posted by Swampdweller87
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Sep 2015
126 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:38 pm to
G8RnGA:

You are the most pathetic excuse for a Gator fan I have ever seen in my life. Please choose another team to follow. We don't want idiots like you speaking for us. You probably started following UF due to a Tebow man crush. Burn your #15 jersey and go away.
Youuuuuu
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