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We suck in all sports, but 7 year olds love us for feeding them chicki nugs

Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:36 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50542 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:36 am
We got chicken trucks with feathers flying everywhere on the road, and then we take them to our Mexicans who chop their heads off and begin the process of the end product, mixing all that chicken with all that edible glue to create chicki nugs for the toddlers

So we should have a VERY loyal fanbase again by the year 2040
Posted by SuperFanDan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
1723 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:51 am to
Well, that's one way to arrange the English alphabet into sentences.
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 7:56 am
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
20940 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:56 am to
Baseball doesn't really suck, but Van Horn will once again choke on it.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
30411 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:40 am to
quote:

we take them to our Mexicans

Hmm. There are two three-letter agencies that immediately come to mind.





Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29220 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:37 pm to
What drugs are you on? I am asking because I def want some now.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8937 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:15 pm to
That Mexican Cartel clearly has made an impression on you.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35339 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 4:38 pm to
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Human colostomy sack Mary Rex Vonner


Didn’t read. 11th Down Vote!!!


Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29220 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 8:28 pm to
Also, chicken nuggets make me want chik-fil-a...damnit.
Posted by SlingingSnakeStabler
Member since May 2026
217 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:05 am to
quote:

We suck in all sports, but 7 year olds love us for feeding them chicki nugs


You are likely in your 70's. Substituting "chikie nugs" for chicken nuggets isn't going to bring back your youth, get you a date with a younger woman, or make your dick work again.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3644 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 6:47 am to
quote:

We got chicken trucks with feathers flying everywhere on the road, and then we take them to our Mexicans who chop their heads off and begin the process of the end product, mixing all that chicken with all that edible glue to create chicki nugs for the toddlers

So we should have a VERY loyal fanbase again by the year 2040


Maybe so...

But you'd think with bacon, sausage, ham, and pork chops would have turned pretty much everybody into an Arkansas fan by now.
Posted by Jd75189
Member since Sep 2019
688 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 7:27 am to
For real. But since it is Sunday when I am reading this, I will go for Wendy’s nuggets!
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
23011 posts
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