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We suck in all sports, but 7 year olds love us for feeding them chicki nugs

Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:36 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
50496 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:36 am
We got chicken trucks with feathers flying everywhere on the road, and then we take them to our Mexicans who chop their heads off and begin the process of the end product, mixing all that chicken with all that edible glue to create chicki nugs for the toddlers

So we should have a VERY loyal fanbase again by the year 2040
Posted by SuperFanDan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
1712 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:51 am to
Well, that's one way to arrange the English alphabet into sentences.
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 7:56 am
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19801 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:56 am to
Baseball doesn't really suck, but Van Horn will once again choke on it.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
30007 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:40 am to
quote:

we take them to our Mexicans

Hmm. There are two three-letter agencies that immediately come to mind.





Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28565 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:37 pm to
What drugs are you on? I am asking because I def want some now.
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